If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

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Originally Posted by CzarJunkie

I would suck my own cock every chance I got, the last time I asked my dog why he licked his own cock, he simply said 'Because I can'. Wise fukin words......... :cartman

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ROTFLMAO ... Fu(king priceless :D :D :D :D


I recon we should have a "Best of CJ" thread soon.




P.S. Yes I would but not swallow.

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Originally Posted by CzarJunkie

Sucked my dogs cock? I ain't gay u c**t, he's sucked mine though, they'll do owt for a bonio.

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You are a legend CJ!!!! :thumbs

And you have a talking dog, cool!

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Originally Posted by wiggi28

two ways to look at this

1. blowjobs almost anytime you want.......................good
2. you suck cocks......................very very bad situation
thanks but no thanks ill leave the sucking of my cock to the wife (or her sister if she is willing )



p.s
if my wife is reading this that was a joke just like the post on why i married you and all the other posts where i slag you off in general or members of your family or my sister or the guy next door or my employies or anybody else for that matter .


p.p.s
although somtimes i do think i married the wrong sister but then remember the deciding factor that you have slightly bigger tits :thumbs

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lol, classic

c'mon admin tell us who the swallowers are.. :D

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Originally Posted by diablos

c'mon admin tell us who the swallowers are.. :D

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go on do it just cos its wrong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:woot: :woot:

along with my man boobs i woundnt need to go out anymore and waste my time and money trying to pull at the weekendand you wouldnt have to put up with all the moody sh1t either count me in lol

Ofcourse I wanna suck my own cock...all the gorgeous females (and my gorgeous GF) couldn't all be possibly wrong when they sucked me off and swallowed it wholey (willingly) :woot:

I guess I would give it a small suck to start then do the gagging later when i was a little more confident in not actually hurting myself...i'd also ask my GF for a tip or two cos she seems to be pretty good at it

Tam.

yes of course I would suck my own cock, but being as I`m not flexible enough to do it I`ll carry on using my "wa*kmaster5000" to get my jollies ;)

what do u mean if i cud? my cock smacks me in the face everytym i get a hardon :tongue

you are all fookin sick!! :nowords: :D

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Originally Posted by Gavin M

what do u mean if i cud? my cock smacks me in the face everytym i get a hardon :tongue

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hahahaha

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Originally Posted by wizer

so if u w ank you're in danger of w anking other men?

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thats a great shout!

I wonder if Ginger blokes wouldnt suck themselves off because they are repulsed by their own gingerness, especially the pubes? :nowords:

i would try it but as soon as it touched my lips id gag every where

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Originally Posted by Keva

i would try it but as soon as it touched my lips id gag every where

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why?

c'mon have we not exposed the swallowers yet or are they all admin and supermods.. :D

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Originally Posted by diablos

c'mon have we not exposed the swallowers yet or are they all admin and supermods.. :D

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One of them is me.......... :whistle

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Originally Posted by Keva

i would try it but as soon as it touched my lips id gag every where

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is that what ususally happens when your cock comes into contact with another mans lips then??

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Originally Posted by G-Man_costin

while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.

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Give the dog a biscuit and he will probably let you :D

damn right i would, and i'd swallow the lot. then spit it out and swallow it again, prb in front of the mirror whilst trying to tug my semi off