Two Black Eyes

> A man came to work Monday with two black eyes.
> "Where did you get them black eyes?" a
> co-worker asked.
> "In church," the man replied. "As we were
> standing," the man continued,
> "I noticed the dress of the woman in front of
> me was stuck up the crack
> of her ass. So, I pulled it out. She turned and
> belted me in the eye."
> "Well, how did you get the second black eye?"
> "Evidently, she didn't like me pulling her
> dress out of the crack of her
> ass, so I pushed it back."