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Poppers eh. I wonder if she has been sticking a big cucumber up his arse then? Of course it would have been properly seasoned with a touch of garnish. :D
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From what I read this morning it's all bollocks and the paper are about to get a good hiding in the courts!
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if it is true then he / they have been followed. i cant see how that breach of privacy is lawful - and i agree i would expect a lawsuit basedon HRA8 to ensue.
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From what I read this morning it's all bollocks and the paper are about to get a good hiding in the courts!
The NoW are veterens of the courts, I'm sure they would have double and triple checked their facts before racing to print. Personally I can't stand the man (although the wife thinks he is a culinary messiah), so I am well up for seeing him taken down a peg.
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Given his quest for culinary domination it's hardly surprising is it? I suspect he's fucking many others besides, both men and women. Any red blooded male with his cash, power and animal magnestism would do the same, so I'll be the last to judge him.
Good luck to the fucker, I hope he manages to sue the NoW and still gets to fuck whoever he chooses.
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RAMSAY LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN FOR SEASONAL FREAKY SEX DRUGS
TV chef Gordon Ramsay is urging consumers to buy freaky sex drugs that are in season.
Ramsay said too many British households are making do with cheap, frozen sex potions that have been shipped half way across the world and have lost all their flavour.
The chef, known as a perfectionist when it comes to illicit, drug-fuelled hump sessions, added: "It's a bit silly to buy pre-packaged Yohimbe that's been flown-in from Kenya, all for the sake of a fast, easy erection when you get home from work.
"Talk to your local chemist about what's good right now. They'll have plenty of fresh, top quality sex juice and can even advise you on how to use it.
"At this time of year I like a ripe chunk of Vitamin B5. It goes really well with handcuffs, a chair and half a pound of good English butter.
"And if you're having friends over a small bottle of Amyl Nitrate will make a fantastic weekend orgy and there should even be enough leftover for a Wednesday night threesome.
"The important things is to enjoy your chemically enhanced erections. Have them at the dinner table and make them last as long as possible."
Ramsay has produced a new book and DVD including a month by month guide and dozens of new recipes including Poppers and Chicken, Summer Cock Salad and lamb seasoned with rosemary until it hurts.
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/c...-200811251418/
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Just admit it Rammo :dry:
Gordon Ramsay exclusive: TV chef labels 'mistress' Sarah Symonds "a slapper"
By Tom Bryant, Showbiz Reporter 1/12/2008
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Gordon Ramsay yesterday described Sarah Symonds as “a slapper” after she gave a vivid account of their alleged affair.
Symonds, 38, claimed she slept with the TV chef seven times and had phone sex with him.
But dad-of-four Ramsay, 42, told a cookery show audience in Birmingham: “If I was going to cheat it wouldn’t be with a complete slapper.”
Symonds has given lurid details of the affair she claims she had with The F Word star – even cheekily insisting it may have saved his marriage.
She said she has slept with Ramsay at least seven times and claims the TV chef even introduced her to his unsuspecting wife Tana at a party.
But Symonds claimed that far from feeling guilty, she had done mum-of-four Tana a favour.
She said: “My relationship with Gordon is probably the reason their 12-year marriage has lasted this long. A mistress keeps a marriage going.
“His wife might be able to forgive him a one-off but I am far from a one-off.”
Ramsay yesterday poured scorn of Symonds’ claims, made in a Sunday newspaper.
He told the audience at a cooking demonstration in Birmingham: “Come on, if I was really going to cheat it wouldn’t be with a complete slapper.”
But Symonds, who has described herself as a “professional mistress”, claimed Ramsay was so taken with her looks and intelligence he pursued her after they first met in a London nightclub in 2001.
She insisted his marriage to Tana was unhappy and so she became his mistress and soul-mate during an affair that took place in London and Los Angeles.
Symonds claimed Ramsay phoned her hundreds of times and said they would have met for sex more often had they both not been so busy.
Ramsay, 42, was last week reported to have told Tana, 33, that he did know Symonds but had only met her four times.
However, Symonds insisted they had met at least 18 times in seven years.
Symonds, who has written a controversial book advising women on how to get the most out of an affair, claimed Ramsay introduced her to Tana at the opening of his Connaught Hotel restaurant in October 2002.
She said: “I felt very awkward. At one point in the evening, I called Gordon ‘big boy’ because he is very well-endowed — and he told me to keep my voice down.”
Symonds said they first slept together at her London flat December 2001. It was also the scene of their second liaison.
Symonds, a former lover of disgraced Tory Jeffrey Archer, said Ramsay had wanted to eat before sex on that occasion but she was embarrassed because she had no food in the fridge.
She moved to Los Angeles at the end of 2003 but claimed she saw Ramsay again when he began the LA version of Hell’s Kitchen.
The alleged relationship went off the boil for more than three years until Symonds said she saw Ramsay on a US chat show and got back in touch.
She claimed she spoke to him on the phone and he asked her to send a photo of herself to his mobile. Symonds said: “He called back and said ‘F*** me, you look really great. Got to see you again’.”
She claimed they were soon meeting again for sex, this time at her LA apartment.
Symonds also claimed she and Ramsay had phone sex – once while he was on the Eurostar train.
She said: “It was particularly dirty phone sex and involved pictures. I thought we should not be doing it because it was too dangerous. Anyone could have overheard what he was saying.”
Symonds said she did not see Ramsay again until a couple weeks ago for an alleged sex session at her London flat.
He allegedly bedded her for the last time on November 20 at London’s Marriott hotel. She said she brought along a supply of the legal sex drug amyl nitrate.
During his cookery performance at yesterday’s BBC Good Food Show Ramsay continued to make light of the claims – even jokily suggesting he had actually been having an affair with TV cookery queen Delia Smith.
He said: “Can I start by saying, yes it is true, it is official – I have been shagging Delia.”
He added later: “I was watching TV last night and tuned into a new show on Channel 4 called Gordon Ramsay’s Bedroom Nightmares.
“And then I switched it over to E4 – and it was Shag Along With Ramsay.”
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Gordon Ramsay exclusive: TV chef labels 'mistress' Sarah Symonds "a slapper"
This headline is incorrect.
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But dad-of-four Ramsay, 42, told a cookery show audience in Birmingham: “If I was going to cheat it wouldn’t be with a complete slapper.”
I think what he is actually saying here is that she is not a slapper.
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Mule
I think what he is actually saying here is that she is not a slapper.
Considering that she has just dished the dirt on him, I think he was referring to her as the slapper in this situation.
His comments came as Symonds suggested that their alleged affair had saved Ramsay's marriage to Tana, 33.
"My relationship with Gordon is probably the reason their 12-year marriage has lasted this long. A mistress keeps a marriage going," claimed Symonds, a self-styled "professional mistress" who has written a book advising women how to get the most from an affair.
The Telegraph, a slightly more credible source than the Mirror :)
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GTI
Considering that she has just dished the dirt on him, I think he was referring to her as the slapper in this situation.
I think you may have missed what I was trying to get at...
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Mule
I think you may have missed what I was trying to get at...
In that case you've lost me mate. What is it that I'm missing?
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GTI
In that case you've lost me mate. What is it that I'm missing?
I think what mule is getting at is if he is cheating with her then she isn't a slapper.
Wake up GTI:whistling
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beerman
I think what mule is getting at is if he is cheating with her then she isn't a slapper.
Wake up GTI:whistling
I swear its all these German lessons I'm taking, they're having a highly detrimental effect on my British wit :whistling
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photos would've been easy and supportive... I dont reslly care but i think he's one of the only good celebraties out there so i guess it's all part of the liife they live, regardless of what the outcome is.
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whatnow
photos would've been easy and supportive... I dont reslly care but i think he's one of the only good celebraties out there so i guess it's all part of the liife they live, regardless of what the outcome is.
What sticks in my craw is the fact that he liberally uses his wife and kids to front his programs and then waxes lyrical about she is the only woman that can turn him on.
I think I just have an aversion to hypcorisy.