I work with a guy who is a pathological liar. Some of his greatest hits....
I've re-mapped my Citreon Xsara Picasso and now it's a similar BHP to a BMW M3.
I've had a Kia C'eed 3 years and I've been offered 2 grand more than I paid for it. It's the 7 year warranty, you see.
My lad's been offered a job at Blizzard after stealing my credit card and buying a load of stuff for his WOW character but making it untraceable? (The lad was 13 years old)
An engineering company in Denmark has sent some plans for my lad to cast his eye over and see if he can think of any improvements. (The lad was 16 and doing A Levels)
I've got 6 PS4s in my garage (2 weeks before launch date).
I've got a Norton motorbike in my garage, worth about 30 grand.
I've got type 2 diabetes - Continues to eat what the fuck he likes or eats nothing at all, then goes on the sick.
My lad was the first person ever to rate 100% in a secret shopper test for the shop he works in.
Buys a tractor and wins the contract to cut the grass on the site of a major steelworks within 10 days.
Had a massive amount of cash in Icelandic banks but managed to withdraw it days before the financial crisis.
Has a Kalashnikov in his loft, you know, for close encounters.
Doesn't need to work but enjoys the company of the lads, even though everyone rips the shit out of him all day.
Went pheasant shooting with a group of mates, one of them was a jeweller. At the end of the shoot the jeweller brings out a briefcase full of Rolex's and Omega's. One each for everyone.
This shit is constant, all day everyday. Is there a medical term for this?
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