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    Question I smell bullshit

    No one been pissed this year then ?

    Are you all drinking milk ?
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    I think I'm staying in this Saturday, pissing around reloading windows and stuff on my laptop. Probably gonna go off license in about an hour.

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    I got pissed and the baby is due in about 4 weeks for fucks sake !!! What a cunt.

    I am absolutely terrified.. its not the first and that is why I am terrified !

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    I've been teetotal since 1998
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    Default Re: I smell bullshit

    The closest I get to being pissed is a lager shandy
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    Off To Cala Bona tonight for 12 days of ALL INC booze, so ill be pissed as a newt most dayz

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    Default Re: I smell bullshit

    Still pissed or badly hung over after going out for a swift pint at 4.30ish - didn't get home till 1ocloc k.
    Hate jagermeister now. Why did it seem such a good idea last night?

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    Muttleymacclad for Prime minister.

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    The REAL Muttley Macclad would NEVER complain of hangovers

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    Indeed,not even after 20 pints of Boddingtons !
    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butchers knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - 'Dirty' Harry

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    Boddingtons ewwwww.... Cat piss !

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    Used to be really nice. Then Whiteread bought it, closed the Strangeways brewery and turned into some shitty John Smiths clone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muttleymacclad View Post
    Used to be really nice. Then Whiteread bought it, closed the Strangeways brewery and turned into some shitty John Smiths clone.

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    Too true :-( You wanna flake in that love!

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    Reckon I only tried the John Smiths clone then cos that is what it reminded me of.

    I was a Killkennys fan but it lost the battle to Caffreys and you can only get it in Ireland now... cunts

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    I like caffreys too, which I can still get in Bristol.
    TAR seems to be a decent bloke!

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    Proper Caffreys yes. not that weak as piss version they brought out a couple of years back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    Proper Caffreys yes. not that weak as piss version they brought out a couple of years back.
    I remember when they first got Caffreys in my local, circa 15+ years ago, and me and a mate decided to gave it a go. I recall ringing him up the next morning to say something along the lines of "I had about 6 pints of that Caffreys stuff and I was leathered, it's bloody rocket fuel". To which he replied "I only had 4 or 5, and I've pissed the bed".

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    im pissed most days but not on that shit, give me a nice glass of Peroni anyday
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystical_2K View Post
    im pissed most days but not on that shit, give me a nice glass of Peroni anyday
    Peroni & Estrella for me, also quite like Birra Moretti

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