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    Default Re: Child Birth - What a terrifying thing !!!

    How the fuck he is not out yet is beyond me. Today was the fourth false alarm.
    Didn't have a single false alarm with the others. I think she knows I am on the verge of heart attack and is having a laugh.

    At least I've had a few night without the other ankle biters. :-)

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    Default Re: Child Birth - What a terrifying thing !!!

    Bunch of soft shits in this thread.

    My 3rd (and last!) was born two days before Christmas last year. I delivered him myself because the labor was non existent, on the living room floor.

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    Default Re: Child Birth - What a terrifying thing !!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    Bunch of soft shits in this thread.

    My 3rd (and last!) was born two days before Christmas last year. I delivered him myself because the labor was non existent, on the living room floor.
    You da man.....

    Getting ready to go to hospital right now as it happens. If it looks like we wont get there in time I'll give you a ring.

    Edit: I hope you didn't have a posh cream carpet.

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    Default Re: Child Birth - What a terrifying thing !!!

    I second this advice, I have two boys 8 and 5.....
    I've got a shit memory but 8 years on and i'm still mentally scared from watching his head pop out. I've not been down for gravy since and can't see me licking the man in a boat for some time.

    Quote Originally Posted by consoles View Post
    Word of advice for anyone not yet had kids, stay top side during birth, the sight of that swelled up fuck tunnel will put you off tongue punching it for a long time to come its like a fecking wizards sleeve with a baby hippo yawning from inside.

    Thanks to JONNYG

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