Expecting a birth at any moment and personally find it absolutely heart attack material.
Now you might think what a pussy but if I am honest ... this is number 6.
6 you exclaim.
Well 3 with first marriage and ex cheating slag. (Technically 1 not mine but raised her as mine as wasn't aware for a while)
Now with second wife so number 3 for the second time ( well nearly ).
It still scares the fuck out of me. I have seen 12 hours births and 45 minute ones. Surgery, forceps, blood up the wall, the whole fucking shebang and I am enough of a cunt to be here again.
What a proper cunt. Saw a mate get the snip done and either he was a proper pussy or it is fucking horrible. He couldn't walk for 10 days so put me right off.
Any way I rant away .. I will never have another child no MATTER WHAT.
Hopefully one of them will care for me when the Tories take my pension, cash, assets, and dignity !!!!
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