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    Default Cuntish Drivers

    Ok, to restore some balance, lets have a thread about cuntish drivers.

    My current hatred I see all the time around my area is idiots who do not understand at a roundabout you must give way to the person on the right (i.e. traffic on the right has priority).

    Luckily I drive a big and heavy old battered car so I don't give a toss if anyone touches me which hasn't happened yet.
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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    I also hate these cunts, they'll pull out regardless of you and then moan when you nearly killl them.

    Although I'll still say cyclists are bigger cunts [emoji12]

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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    I'm the same mate I get to roundabouts and get stuck behind old farts because they don't realise who can go!
    and don't get me started on filter lights green arrow comes on and they just flicking sit there
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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    I agree. I not long moved to a small town where it seems most people just come to die.
    Some of them look like they have actually died at the wheel. 15 miles an hour is normal in a 30, it is also customary to require a taxi to get from where you parked to get you to the kerb.
    The twats even call A roads the motorway and last week on my way home I nearly hit an 80 year old cunt going round the round about the wrong way because he missed his turning. (so instead of going around the roundabout again did a u turn)

    Also after getting dent after dent and scratches in every car park I switched about a year ago to a beat up car that I no longer give a shit about. Happens honestly every 6 weeks easy and nobody every leaves insurance details (to be fair.. would I ?? )

    Might seem a bit cynical or extreme and I might be the hypocrite who would be up in arms in 25 years or so but I honestly believe there should be stricter tests/retests or whatever the powers that be seem fit to be performed on the elderly of perhaps a certain age, or maybe flagged up for checking by a doctor/optician/family member etc.

    Is that a bit harsh ?

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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    Wankers that don't understand road markings.
    Even worse, cunts that overtake on double whites, and force their way in, having overtaken two cars, only then to do it all over again.

    ARSEHOLES.

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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    Hate 70 MPH assoles that HOG the middle lane when they can clearly go into the left hand lane of the motor way

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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey View Post
    Hate 70 MPH assoles that HOG the middle lane when they can clearly go into the left hand lane of the motor way
    I love going inside of these morons and giving them the rods [emoji23]


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    Cunts who don't indicate, ffs how hard is it your hand is right there yet sure as eggs are eggs if I ran them off the road and threw acid in their face the law would actually say it was ME who was in the wrong.... Crazy

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    Cunts who cut into your safety distance and then slam on the anchors
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    The police should have an anon video drop service for those with dashcams.. ticket in the post, driving standards would start to improve.
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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
    Wankers that don't understand road markings.
    Even worse, cunts that overtake on double whites, and force their way in, having overtaken two cars, only then to do it all over again.

    ARSEHOLES.
    There's a few spots round here where that always happens. I love just crawling along at 1mph with about a 5 inch gap from car in front and seeing their faces.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    The police should have an anon video drop service for those with dashcams.. ticket in the post, driving standards would start to improve.
    Funny thing is I reckon that wouldn't have much of an effect on the general public. Those who behave do so, and those who wont, won't. However I think a few coppers might have to change their driving habits

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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    The first rule of driving is that everybody else is a cunt

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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    Well the bottom line in this post and the bike one is that there are a lot of idiots in the world, cunts who think they are superior, and clueless gimps.

    It doesn't matter if they are on a bike, in a car, on a bus or train, walking or even online. They will still be wankers.


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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    Can we now have a thread about cunts on horses, they're probably even more militant than the cyclists

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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    I have always been of the opinion you can identify selfish, ignorant, arrogant, inconsiderate stupid cunts on the roads as they are exactly the same people who walk down a path side by side at 0.01mph chatting or on their phone forcing everyone else to step into the road to get past, they are the same cunts go shopping and abandon their trolley in the middle of the isle blocking it so no one can get past or see a like minded friend and stand there chatting while blocking the isle ignoring everyone else trying to get past. I don't think you get selfish, ignorant, arrogant, inconsiderate cyclists, car drivers or any road users I just think you get selfish, ignorant, arrogant, inconsiderate stupid cunts and some of them cycle, some of them drive cars, some of them even ride horses and I would guess there are also ones do all of these things.

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    I hate it when people park on the pavement, without any care for pedestrians.

    What makes it worse is when you're walking past and they eyeball you if you get to close to, or touch, their prized motor when you're trying to squeeze past through the 40cm gap they've left you.

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    And don't even get me started on these moped riding student/teenage cunts, who think it's great to weave in between static/slow moving traffic in city centres, pull up in the cycle reservoirs at a red light and then try desperately to pull away like Barry fucking Sheen in a cloud of 2 stroke, 3 abreast.

    ​CUNTS

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    You guys have no fucking idea how bad it could be until you try driving in China.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    You guys have no fucking idea how bad it could be until you try driving in China.
    True, but you get to shag loads of chinese birds and eat proper char sui pork and that.

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    Default Re: Cuntish Drivers

    When you drive down a road at 40 with nothing behind you and the cunt 200 yards up turns onto the road making you brake hard and then carries on at 25 and takes the next turn. What the fucking fuck did you gain?


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