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    Default Finally - The baby is out !!!

    Thank fuck.

    Baby born at 01:09 am . 8 pound 11. Boy.

    Born at home as for the first time in 14 years our local hospital had its maternity wards closed. We were offered to drive ourselves to an alternative hospital (not a chance - no time) or have an ambulance take us 100 miles to kent.
    "Fuck that" she cried and they sent a community midwife.
    She had also hired a doula so that was good for me as I know fuck all about delivering babies.

    On a side note... after asking the midwife a number of times why the maternity wards were closed, she didn't really answer the exact reason but said all midwives had been instructed to keep quiet as they don't want it in the papers before the election. What the fuck.

    Time for a snooze.

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    Congrats mate!

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    Congratulations

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    Default Finally - The baby is out !!!

    Congratulations piggzy
    Last edited by Ashley; 6th June 2017 at 07:42 AM. Reason: Spelt name wrong

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    Default Re: Finally - The baby is out !!!

    Good news mate now all we need is you to say you got more good news from the doc and it's great news


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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    Great news

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    Hurrah!! Congrats kidder.

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    Congratulations on your little piggzy and thanks for the new word of day - doula, what a great word that is.

    Hope you have some more good news to share later.

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    Thanks all. Appreciated :-) I should be sleeping but thanks to my new aeropress I am all coffee'd up lol

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    Congratulations mate. Good luck for the future.


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    Congratulations to you all

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    congrates

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    congrats buddy

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    Default Re: Finally - The baby is out !!!

    Congrats Pigzy!

    A bit of concern about the side note. Wards closed prior to election!!? Midwives keeping schtum... Bit odd!

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    Default Re: Finally - The baby is out !!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DejaVu View Post
    Congrats Pigzy!

    A bit of concern about the side note. Wards closed prior to election!!? Midwives keeping schtum... Bit odd!
    Yeah. I didn't really know what to make of it. All seemed a bit odd. Cheers.
    Wards are open again now though. I think they were shut for about 5 hours.

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    Default Re: Finally - The baby is out !!!

    I missed this, I've been having a bit of tapatalk trouble so here's some one day late congratulations. Nice one mate.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Default Re: Finally - The baby is out !!!

    Well now I suppose I better sort out some sort of wetting the head type affair !!!

    It is very strange right now. I am bored as fuck.

    Managed to get 3 boys, a wife and a dog all snoring before 8:15pm
    What the fuck do I do now hahaha

    I normally stick on Crime Investigation aka the Murder channel but I think I have watched it all twice now.

    I tell you what though, next doors fucking out of control child is screaming and banging on the walls like he does 3 or 4 times a week. He is picking the wrong fucking night to get on it.

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    CONGRATS to you and the missus, Piggzy.

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    Congrats mate, apologies for not saying so sooner but been in Lanzarote for a week on a lads holiday
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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