We were invited to a barbecue at a neighbours house who have a pool. Guests were invited to come in swimwear since it was a lovely day and the pool was open for business.
Lots of lovelies were swimming and sunbathing around the pool, and I could see that the host was constantly being distracted by one particular MILF in a very revealing bikini. Anyway he hands someone else the chef's hat and tongs and says he'll be back in a mo. A minute later, the music cuts out on the bluetooth speaker as his phone presumably muscles in on the connection.
The next thing we hear is 'yes yes fuck me, fuck me.. MOTHERFUCKER!!!!.......' His wife screams and runs into the house and then we hear shouting. About 5 minutes later they both come out as if nothing has happened, the party ended very soon after.
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