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    Shit Baywatch movie 2017

    What can I say other than a total load of shit!

    We got less than halfway through before I realised how shit it was.
    The jokes just aren't funny and it seems like zac efron has paid the director to try and male him look good.

    Things that are wrong with this movie.
    • the whole storyline is complete shit
    • the acting is shit
    • the jokes are shit
    • Men trying to show off muscles way too much
    • women wearing way too much clothing.
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    Default Re: Baywatch movie 2017

    Cameos from Pam and Hoff are not well received either.

    Films a total crock of shit!

    Kept watching in the hope Kelly Rohrbach would make it more interesting. She did, but not enough to make film worth it's time to watch.





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    Default Re: Baywatch movie 2017

    Yeah it was terrible but somehow I enjoyed it. Many beers were had before watching so maybe that had something to do with it. I found one joke really funny - when they were talking how far fetched it is but would make a great tv show.

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    Default Re: Baywatch movie 2017

    Guys, what the hell did you expect?
    "Don't believe everything you read on the internet"
    -Abraham Lincoln

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    Default Re: Baywatch movie 2017

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Guys, what the hell did you expect?
    Big bouncing titties and lots of action and decent acting.

    Cmon the rock is in it ffs!
    he's made some really good films.
    And baywatch is all about huge titties and slomo's in tight bikinis.

    now the bikinis have zip ups and the titties are just dissapointing.
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    Default Re: Baywatch movie 2017

    There is porn !!!!

    No way in hell will I ever watch Baywatch the series or the film.

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    Anyone who has, or is contemplating watching this movie,

    absolutely and unreservedly

    sucks cock by choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
    Anyone who has, or is contemplating watching this movie,

    absolutely and unreservedly

    sucks cock by choice.
    We all know what you are watching tonight then

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    Default Re: Baywatch movie 2017

    Quote Originally Posted by beerman View Post
    We all know what you are watching tonight then
    Yep. Your missus on fuglycams.com

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    Default Re: Baywatch movie 2017

    Quote Originally Posted by piggzy View Post
    There is porn !!!!
    Exactly, 20 seconds (including clean up) and done.
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