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    animals Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

    I was singing this to myself earlier on, and started thinking about the lyrics. I then realised what a bunch of cnuts the 'other' reindeer were.

    So there is poor old Rudolph, who is ostracized and made fun of by the other reindeer, simply because he has a physical abnormality - but of course as soon as Rudolph can help them out, they are all good with him.

    If I was Rudolph, and Santa came to me on that foggy Christmas Eve, I would have told him to go f#ck himself.

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    Default Re: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

    Something stinks there anyway, Santa has this huge workshop and you're telling me they've never heard of lanterns or any other form of light - no need for red nose at all....and who was leading the sleigh up till that point, why has his (or her) name never "gone down in history"?

    Something very dodgy there and I've a feeling Mr & Mrs Santa will have been having venison for Christmas dinner that year.

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    Default Re: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

    the lyrics '...had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows...' imply that any illumination created by his nose were imaginary. Yet, we are lead to believe his nose served as some kind of navigational aid in low lighting situations.

    Story doesn't add up at all.

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    Default Re: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

    I wonder what the reindeer games were?

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