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    Just doing some usual crap on the downstairs PC while the Mrs was watching the voice in the next room.

    Heard Will I Am say to Tom Jones "When some People Are 'Black Toast Intolerant'"...

    Cracked me up, what a great name for a racist.

    The Mrs said what the fuck are you on about, he was talking about ice cream and how some people are Lactose Intolerant....

    Oh well. Still a good name for a Racist... Remember I coined it ....

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    Default Re: When you miss hear something ..........

    I had something similar just last week, had the BBC news on TV whilst I was doing something and heard them mentioning something about these women who were "so frigid", I stopped what I was doing as it grabbed my attention until I realised they were talking about the "suffragettes".

    I think our brains get bored and start making shit up just to entertain ourselves.

    Shame really as a conversation on the BBC about some women being frigid would have been an educating subject

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    It's sometimes amusing watching subtitles during shows like the news where they are compiled live using AI, albeit moderated by a real person. It sometimes throws some good ones up, but you have to be quick because the human normally corrects them. I first noticed this in Wetherspoons, where they have the news channel on,the sound off, and subtitles on.
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    Default Re: When you miss hear something ..........

    buhahahaaa.... Careful pigzy, this is how expressions get coined.

    We'll be seeing it on the front page of the guardian in a few months, how the new leader of ukip is black toast intolerant

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    Default Re: When you miss hear something ..........

    Surely its gone viral by now....

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    Default Re: When you miss hear something ..........

    Quote Originally Posted by coin-op View Post
    It's sometimes amusing watching subtitles during shows like the news where they are compiled live using AI, albeit moderated by a real person. It sometimes throws some good ones up, but you have to be quick because the human normally corrects them. I first noticed this in Wetherspoons, where they have the news channel on,the sound off, and subtitles on.
    I used to enjoy getting the DVD Silvers sent over from China and watching the new movies with the subtitles on.
    They had been done in-house by whichever bootlegging operation got the film first and they were fucking hilarious.
    They never got the names right, locations or even basic sentences, it was like having a pissed up crack head take notes in a meeting
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Hmm, you might be giving away your own subconscious biases here. Interesting.

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