i was watching some comedy centrals + hbo showcases, and i'm really starting to like stand up comedians? who are your favorites and what are some of your favorite quotes? i like this guy jeremy hotz (on comedy central), jerry seinfeld (old, but still good), and chris rock. some of my favorite comedian jokes:
"if you know the name of any male porn star other than ron jeremy, you may be addicted to porno." - chris rock
"you think they're going to cure aids? NO! they can't even cure atlethes foot" -chris rock
"i was in hollywood a little while ago, and i kinda liked it, the only problem was everyone thinks there in show business. i went to a gas station, and the attendant told me he used to be a porn star, i kinda believed him too, since half way through pumping the gas he pulled out the nozzle and poured gas all over my car." -cant remember name
anyone else got any good ones? (those arent direct quotes, just writing what i remember)
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