GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
>1) No matter how hard you try, you cannot baptise cats.
>2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
>3) if your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
>Second person
>4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
>5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
>6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
>7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
>8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
>9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
>10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
>1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jelly to a tree.
>2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
>3) Families are like fudge..... mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
>4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
>5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
>6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the joy.
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>GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
>1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
>2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
>3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
>4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. :shy: