Lottery

[CominAtcha]

Obvious and possibly old, but top draw nonetheless!

"A man rushes home, bursting through the front door
of his house yelling to his wife:

"Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! All 10 million pounds of
it....Woooohooo"

"That's great sweetie" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or the
mountains?"

"Who cares", he replies, "Just f*ck off".

[big man]

Quality

[mladen]

haha, thats ace

[DEC2K]

christ thats old lmao but still had a thought
of doin it to my misses (send her packin) lol ha ha ha

[flumperino]

bah....I was gonna post this

Good thing I used the search, eh?

[CominAtcha]

Fek me! I thought "I haven't posted any jokes!" when I saw this pop up. 3 years....Have I really been a member that long....? Blimey.

[lloydi]

HE HE Loved it

[superchelseafc]

Nice joke cominatcha

ur avatar looks like a diamond coming out of an arsehole lol

[super mike]

ur avatar looks like a diamond coming out of an arsehole lol

Just like a diamond ring then

[darran]

very funny lol

[v-max]

nice 1

[gotasmoke]

Nice joke cominatcha

ur avatar looks like a diamond coming out of an arsehole lol

What a bump!