A well known comedian is walking home one night, past some homeless people when one of them shouts "you're that famous comedian off the telly aren't you? tell us a joke."
The comedian turns around and says "Okay then, Knock Knock."
The homless man shouts "whos there?"
The comedian answers "what the f**k are you answering the door for, you're hommeless"
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