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> "Latest report from Hans Blix and the UNMOVIC team states that further to
> investigations of Abu's General Ironmongery Store in Baghdad, a
> considerable supply of warfarin and mousetraps has been uncovered."
>
> Commenting on the find, President Bush has announced "This has completely
> vindicated our investigations...it was only a matter of time before
> we uncovered these weapons of mouse destruction"
> Two brooms were hanging in the closet. Eventually, they decided to marry.
> One was, of course, the bride broom. The other was the groom broom.
> Following the wedding, at the reception, the bride broom said to the groom
> broom, "I think I'm going to have a little whisk broom!" "Impossible!"
> said the groom broom. "We haven't even swept together."
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