prayers

[the_wizzard]

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to"How
big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to hit on my
friend.

And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the creep you sent instead.

Amen.



MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.
Amen.

[RhinoBanga]

lol ... I'd like to amend that to:

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a rich deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs.


Then she could buy me all the booze I wanted.