Masturbation

[Nikki]

My mate lee says to me he masturbates 8 - 9 times a day, but he thinks hes a ninja at mastubational arts, he keeps telling me which is ithink is pretty queer, also he likes to add it hurts and he gets a lot of build up.

He wanted me to post for any thoughts off u guys for some help as he is addicted so he said.

Sounds daft but like to hear the response,


Add him to msn list to abuse him lol blink__me__182@hotmail.com

[Camden_Dave]

a ninja at mastubational arts

I'm sure his parents are really proud!!!

[nickstan]

'ninja' does he shoot his load lightning fast

[philo]

So................he is a wanker

[jimbob2002]

Are you sure its your mate

[Spike2k1]

Originally posted by jimbob2002
Are you sure its your mate

ha ha....

My mate lee says to me he masturbates 8 - 9 times a day, i think i'm a ninj.... er.... i mean he thinks hes a ninja at mastubational arts, he keeps telling me which is i think is pretty queer, I dont think im queer at least...well.. this one time in the showers after football.......erm.... shit......he likes to add it hurts and he gets a lot of build up. .... yeah him , not me...... cos i dont wank 8 - 9 times a day..... maybe 11-14 times maybe..... and im a cyborg wanker..... with a cape and all.... ah...shit!

[raelmadrid]

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

d0rk. - I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down says:
yo who r u?
Rael - Magaluf in 3 weeks WADDUP BYATCH! says:
hahahahaha
d0rk. - I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down says:
hi i'm gay
Rael - Magaluf in 3 weeks WADDUP BYATCH! says:
i know
Rael - Magaluf in 3 weeks WADDUP BYATCH! says:
ur a wanker too
d0rk. - I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down says:

d0rk. - I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down says:

d0rk. - I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down says:
that loosk liek masturbation
d0rk. - I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down says:
fancy tossing me off?
Rael - Magaluf in 3 weeks WADDUP BYATCH! says:
hahahahahahaha
Rael - Magaluf in 3 weeks WADDUP BYATCH! says:
bye

lmao!

[Nikki]

Originally posted by Spike2k1
ha ha....

nice to know i get my posts edited lol i told you he was a right dork lol

[Morph]

hmmmm - what a weird topic of conversation to have with your m8 - "how many times do you w4nk m8 ?"

[Nikki]

Originally posted by Morph
hmmmm - what a weird topic of conversation to have with your m8 - "how many times do you w4nk m8 ?"

I dont ask him he just brings it up, and starts going on and on and makes a real show of himself

[jimbob2002]

I hope by "makes a real show of himself" you dont actually mean he does it in front of you!

[Spike2k1]

Originally posted by jimbob2002
I hope by "makes a real show of himself" you dont actually mean he does it in front of you!

only on weekends

[Nikki]

Originally posted by Spike2k1
only on weekends

HA HA

[Ryan5262]

Originally posted by B3ARKILLA.UK

Rael - Magaluf in 3 weeks WADDUP BYATCH! says:

When do you go mate ? i am off there too on the 24th of this month

[raelmadrid]

i go on the saturday, 26th?? which hotel u stayin at?

[Ryan5262]

tora nova or some thing like that u?

[Morph]

Originally posted by niky2k232
I dont ask him he just "brings it up"

LOL This play on words just gets better and better !

[Ryan5262]

Originally posted by Morph
LOL This play on words just gets better and better !

LOL nice one mate

[Nikki]

Originally posted by Morph
LOL This play on words just gets better and better !

lol ok

[Dan]

aww, thought this thread was going to be about girls