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    JADE: IT'S ALL OVER

    JADE Goody was devastated last night after her hunky lover dumped her because COLOR=blue]she accused HIM of being a dimwit.[[/COLOR]

    The astonishing insult from Jade, 22 - notorious for her brainless remarks on Big Brother - was the last straw for Jeff Brazier.

    The TV presenter stormed out of their luxurious new home last week and left Jade holding their two-month-old son Bobby Jack.

    The fiery-tempered brunette hasn't seen Jeff, 24, for days and has been desperately ringing round friends and relatives trying to track him down.

    A pal of the couple told The People: "Jeff has done a runner and doesn't seem to want anything more to do with her

    "He won't return any of her calls or messages left with pals.

    "After nearly a week of no contact she is having to accept it's over, but wants to make sure Jeff acts as a father to their baby. He has responsibilities after all.

    "They've been rowing for weeks but she went completely over the top in the last one by accusing him of being 'slow'.

    " This was the final straw for Jeff. He couldn't believe she of all people could say such a thing."Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. She made her name saying stupid things and she's hardly blessed in the IQ department."

    The bust-up was the culmination of months of explosive rows between Jeff and Jade, who became a favourite in last summer's BB3 with remarks like "Is East Angular abroad?" and "What's a sparigus?"

    Their year-long romance started falling apart after jack-the-lad Jeff...

    CHEATED on Jade with a busty blonde in a hotel in St Albans, Herts, just weeks before Jade gave birth.

    FLEW OFF on a lads' holiday to Puerto Banus in Spain where he boozed and ogled topless beauties shortly after his son's premature birth.

    REFUSED to curb his partying lifestyle while Jade struggled to cope with Bobby Jack.

    The simmering tension exploded in public three weeks ago when police found the couple rowing in a layby in the early hours and arrested them on suspicion of drink-driving.

    And the "dimwit" insult was the final straw for Jeff, a former Leyton Orient soccer player who presents Channel 4's Dirty Laundry.

    Their pal said: "Jeff is far from thick. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad because she desperately wants him back.

    "But the argument is just the tip of the iceberg because things had already been going downhill rapidly and Jeff has realised they are poles apart.

    "Jade is desperate to settle down so they can give Bobby Jack a stable upbringing but Jeff still wants to party.

    "She is a doting mum and is determined that he has a normal family life, something she never had when she was growing up. Jade has told Jeff to cut back on his boys' nights out but the message doesn't seem to have worked.

    "It's as if he wants to carry on like Bobby Jack hadn't been born.

    "Jeff left earlier this week and she is desperate for him to come back.

    "She has even told some of us she has written a letter to him for when he comes home saying how much she wanted him to return. "

    Jade is so embarrassed by her boyfriend's exit she has been making excuses about his absence to relatives visiting their new £300,000 two-bedroom home in Old Harlow, Essex.

    But her one-armed lesbian mum Jackie has got involved demanding to know what is going on.

    Another friend of the couple said: "Jackie has gone ballistic and has been screaming at Jeff down the phone asking where he is.

    "It's very messy and it could be over for good. Jeff's got a very sharp mind but perhaps he could be a bit more thoughtful about his responsibilities as a family man."

    The collapse of the romance could also threaten the couple's lucrative magazine and TV deals worth an estimated £1.5 million.

    They include an appearance on C4's Celebrity Wife Swap later this summer in which they change partners with Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? cheat Charles Ingram and his wife Diana.

    Jade's jailbird dad Andy, 40, urged Jeff to sort his marriage out.

    In a call to The People from Pentonville prison, North London, where he is serving four years for robbery, he said:"She had a new baby and needs support like I didn't give her mother.

    "I heard about Jeff and what he has been up to and it doesn't look good.

    "Jade wants to have a happy family but although Jeff seems nice when I have met him maybe he isn't the one.

    "It is a shame - I know better than anyone that not being there as a father is something you can never get back.

    "I hope he tries to make it work because Jade is a very special lady."

    Last night Jade was alone at her home, but insisted:"We are fine. No problems at all."

    But later she admitted:"I actually don't know where he is at the moment. "

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    i feel sorry for the kid.....
    Having that as a mother...still, could be worse,it could have Jordan as it mum!!
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    haha Jade as your mum, your grandpa in jail and your gran a one armed lesbo, this is one prime candidate for the loony bin when its older

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    Originally posted by Elwood
    haha Jade as your mum, your grandpa in jail and your gran a one armed lesbo, this is one prime candidate for the loony bin when its older
    BUHAAAAAAAAA

    My thoughts exactly Lee m8!

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    Originally posted by Elwood
    haha Jade as your mum, your grandpa in jail and your gran a one armed lesbo, this is one prime candidate for the loony bin when its older
    or a future episode of jerry springer perhaps.
    I had a blind date tonight, her name was :. .:. : ... .::

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