>A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.
>
>After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
>
>After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for
>another beer.
>
>This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why
>do you keep looking in your pocket?"
>
>The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.
>
>When she looks good enough, I'll go home."
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