>A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

>

>After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.

>

>After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for

>another beer.

>

>This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, "Why

>do you keep looking in your pocket?"

>

>The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in there.

>

>When she looks good enough, I'll go home."