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    >Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important
    >their children are.
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    >The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a
    >room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
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    >The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he
    >walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
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    >The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my
    >son
    >is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
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    >The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women
    >give her this subtle "Well...?"
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    >She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hardbodied, well hung, male
    >stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, "My God...."

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    lol nice one,

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