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    Default English, Irish and Scotsman

    Second World War and an English, Irish and Scots man are on the run from the Nazi's. They all manage to enter a disused shop and scramble around to disguise themselves.
    Nazi soldiers enter the shop and see nothing unusual. There are boxes, bags and sacks all over the place. Knowing that the fugitives entered the shop one of the soldiers grabs a pole and walks over to three large sacks on the floor.
    He prods the first one to which the Englishman inside cries "Meow, Meow"
    The soldier says, "Bah, cats waiting to be drowned" and walks to the next one.
    He prods that one and hears, "Woof Woof" from the Scotsman. "Bah" says the soldier, "Dogs waiting to be drowned."
    He walks over the last sack and prods it, and hears......
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    "Potatoes!"

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