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    Audible Dyslexic Football Supporters

    What Do they chant at a Mancunian Football Official
    Dressed in Black ,
    with a whistle in his hand.
    If he makes a mistake ?(K)






    " The Referees a Manka"(K)

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    that is fuking shit
    "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson

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    with only 15 posts I would consider banning him for such a poor attempt at humour.. it's tasteless and not even slightly funny... in this case I believe you are a "manka"

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    Shit joke but I dont know why this thread has been reported ?
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

    http://newsarse.com/

    Conservatives. Putting the 'N' into Cuts.


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    i dont get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by marcode
    i dont get it
    Neither do I :nowords:
    Póg mo tóin

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    Do you write all your own material?

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    Quote Originally Posted by briansite
    Neither do I :nowords:
    neither do i

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    audible dyslexic Football Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Son
    Do you write all your own material?
    Audible

    Answer A) Yes usually when I take a break from writing Political Manifestos.
    B) No I just use material for making clothes.

    C) Its just Im hard of hearing (audibly dislecsick)


    There are plenty more ORIGINALS to come .

    Please Visit the original grunge joke website Dorothy Commerce.com

    Will post my C V soon....needs a stamp ...thats one way of making an impression..Whats a record to get H O S..(feel a record joke coming on)
    Guy walks into the local HMV Shop ....Have you got "two brass bands on a 12" Assistant Is that a Record? na dont bother

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    jaisus,
    come back with your jokes cam, all is forgiven

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    f**k me...........................

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    What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?


    A box of crayons.

    Im sorry but could be worse...... (be hey no spelling mistakes yet(or none that i can see LOL)

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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    Dsr try this 1 m8
    A man walk's in to a bar,
    OUCH..... it was a metal bar
    Justice For The 96

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    A Dislexic man walks into a bra

    Q) What does DNA stand for

    A) National Dislexic Association

    Made me laugh

    Cheers
    THE BARON

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    whats brown and sticky...............?

    a stick......................

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    Quote Originally Posted by baronvon
    A Dislexic man walks into a bra

    Q) What does DNA stand for

    A) National Dislexic Association

    Made me laugh

    Cheers
    THE BARON
    Thats cheesbiscuit m8 Its a cracker

    message to audio dyslexic
    a) Please chaing the Barteries in ure
    earing Ade.
    In Wales we Dont take offence.
    It lets the sheep run Wild...

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    why did the chicken cross the road twice?

    his braces were stuck on the fence

    (17:18:34) (+Cam) i need to mount my xbox hdd in linux
    (17:19:02) (+SpikeWork) youth of today, they'll mount anything

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    How mnay dyslexics deos it tkae to cngahe a libhgultb?

    Eno.

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    two fish were in a tank

    one says 'how do you drive this thing?'
    "There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking." - Alfred Korzybski

    "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer J. Simpson

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    whos a twat?

    dsr

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