Some things, you just can't explain
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting totally soused when a man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting in here getting drunk on such a beautiful day?"
Farmer: Some things, you just can't explain.
Man: So what could have happened that is so horrible?
Farmer: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket nearly full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.
Man: That's not so bad, what's the big deal?
Farmer: Some things, you just can't explain.
Man: So, then what happened?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked it over.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: Well, I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: So then what did you do?
Farmer: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket almost full, the stupid cow knocks over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Wow, you must have been pretty upset!
Farmer: Some things, you just can't explain.
Man: So then what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter, but just at that moment, my pants fell down and the wife walked in.
DWEM
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