No not Victoria's husband but the piercing through the bottom of your bellend and out your japs eye.
Anyone got one?
Prince Albert
No not Victoria's husband but the piercing through the bottom of your bellend and out your japs eye.
Anyone got one?
i have a girlfriend and a daughter.
I got one..........
(and i ain't joking... i seriously have...)
I've seen once of these in an, ahem...art film, once (maybe I saw it more than once and spread over a number of sittings, but I digress!). I can't imagine why anyone would ever want this done unless of course you want to use the chat up line "You show me your piercing and I'll show you mine"!
I have to say that I never knew it was called a Prince Albert!
So you're the slayer. You're prettier than the last one.
Originally Posted by lemaru
I got one..........
Got mine done yesterday. Proper shittin' it as I was expecting the 'receiving tube' to be the size of a biro.
Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. The worst bit is waking up in the morning and swearing you're gonna die without a transfusion. Really freaked me out!
mine bled loads... had it done about 2 years ago now....
my mate had his done and not a drop of blood.... altho he had it torn playing footy and after weeks of manky discharge and a visit to the Doc's he now has a ring about 2 inches in diameter and about as thick as the end of me little finger thru it.....
Taking a piss stings a bit for a while tho.... and need to get the hang of not dripping on your shoes....
Dunno wot made me get it done... had the eyebrow done... then my lip... thought about getting the PA.. barmen in the pub said i didnt have the bottle and that if i did then he'd pay for it... so off i toddled.. then back to the pub where i had to get it out to show everyone before he would pay up...
and as for that chat up line... got a bird to get her's out in the pub before.. (she had 3 of them)... she just led on the floor, parted her legs and said there u go... BRILLIANT!!!
I feel faint
lolololol
Having problems not pissing all over the floor, the walls, me balls... In fact it's going everywhere but the damn toilet at the moment.
My first piercing was my nipple, few beers and one dare later I was sat in "filthy joe's random stabbing parlour" with some guy teling me it wouldn't hurt. I hurt like hell and I nearly passed out, was about 15mins before I could walk again. 10 times worse than the PA. Took it out once and never got it back through.
Second time I went to a reputable tat parlour down south. He took one look at it and said that it was the worst piercing he'd ever seen in the 20-odd years he'd been doing it. It was too far back so he'd also pierced the muscle behind my nip. Hardly even felt it second time round.
i had my lip and eyebrow done in the back of the local mobile tatooist's van, then my PA done in the back of his bus he had converted.
only got my lip, PA and one in my ear left in tho... would like the bridge of my nose done but would probably hurt a tad.... i passed out after the lip was done.... hehehe woke up to some muscley geeza from the gym in florescent yellow trousers stood over me saying "u ok mate" hehehe
sitting down to piss was my solution till it healed a little.... saves on spray and drips!!
I think you passed out due to the tranquiliser that was on the needle that peirced you, the muscly guy in the gym kegs had just bummed you and shot his load down your throught, just in time for him to pull up his florescent kegs as you came round.
Hmm, why have body piercings? What the f**k do they actually acheive? And before you pipe up about some increased sexual potency, thats bollox. And finally, did your boyfriend suggest it?
boyfriend didnt suggest it... misses didnt mind it...
doesn't actually do bugger all.. i agree... dunno wot she would say about it tho!!
as for why have it... it didnt cost nowt so why not!!
why do people have tatoo's?!?! same can be said about them!!
that probably explains the strange yet intriguing taste was then!! had to wash it away with some mcdonalds coke!
Why not? Never done anything totally pointless? Me and a mate were shooting each other with his air pistol last time we were bladdered. Hurt shit loads more than any little needle.Hmm, why have body piercings? What the f**k do they actually acheive? And before you pipe up about some increased sexual potency, thats bollox. And finally, did your boyfriend suggest it?
It's the ball and chain that got me on this one. I was toying with the idea and once she found out she wouldn't let it go. She reckons that it's loads better with a bloke that has one. I reckon she's just lieing so she can tug it when I've p**sed her off.
[QUOTE=lemaru]...as for why have it... it didnt cost nowt so why not!![QUOTE]
C'mon m8, thats a feeble excuse! do you get a hard-on if your in close proximety to a magnet??
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ive had my tounge done that really hurt,girlfriend loves it
lol...C'mon m8, thats a feeble excuse! do you get a hard-on if your in close proximety to a magnet??
Robocock
[QUOTE=CON-DIGI][QUOTE=lemaru]...as for why have it... it didnt cost nowt so why not!!yep!! is a feeble excuse... and no to the magnet thing!!C'mon m8, thats a feeble excuse! do you get a hard-on if your in close proximety to a magnet??
i would have a few more in my face but now i work in the office the days of piercings and green/red mohican are over
@ Mr.James - take a look at getting a princes wand
Surely its a problem when your having sex?, lets face it, if you've got a lump of metal in your bell-end it must be a minge wrecker!yep!! is a feeble excuse... and no to the magnet thing!!
i would have a few more in my face but now i work in the office the days of piercings and green/red mohican are over
@ Mr.James - take a look at getting a princes wand
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