twat

[doggy]

i was a bit pissed and decided to ask my bit of fluff for her lubed up hand in marriage. Just blew a grand on a platinum ring

[spaz]

erm... congratulations??!?!?

[CzarJunkie]

i was a bit pissed and decided to ask my bit of fluff for her lubed up hand in marriage. Just blew a grand on a platinum ring

Fool........................... :cartman

[Bez625]

Erm is that supposed to be loved or lubed, coz im intrigued as to what activity involving lubricant and your fiance's hand led to a proposal. Also m8 say ur a traditionalist and insist her parents pay for the lot

-Bez

[Mr.James]

You should have just found a woman you can't stand the sight of and bought her a house.

[jimbob2002]

i was a bit pissed and decided to ask my bit of fluff for her lubed up hand in marriage. Just blew a grand on a platinum ring

Lubed up hand?

Was she giving you a good old anal fisting at the time?
Is that what did it?

[Mr Olympia]

I'm HOSing this for 2 reasons...

1 = For getting married
2 = For spending a 'bag of sand' on a fookin' sloppy ring.

[Epiphany]

and he seems so chuffed about it, lol

[Loony Toon]

ehm well
grand on a ring
u mad son

[Spike2k1]

U eeediot fool doggy... .

how many strikes is he on by the way?

[GameKing]

so he blew a load on a "platinum ring"........well it makes a change from a "pearl necklace"

[fe_man2000]

congrats mate - ignore these single batty boys, just got enaged myself so I understand. Bet she loved the ring.

cheers
Ironman

[CzarJunkie]

congrats mate - ignore these single batty boys, just got enaged myself so I understand. Bet she loved the ring.

cheers
Ironman

Ooooooo, aren't you sensitive and caring, I bet she leads you round the shops on a lead............ :|

[fe_man2000]

ssshh........she reads the forums......O hello darling...erm, no I am not wasting my time on the PC again........ouch!...........stop hitting me..................

[Spike2k1]

ssshh........she reads the forums......O hello darling...erm, no I am not wasting my time on the PC again........ouch!...........stop hitting me..................

dont u get bored fe_man2000? I mean being the bitch? giving your partner your ring .. all the thime... lol

[Mr Olympia]

dont u get bored fe_man2000? I mean being the bitch? giving your partner your ring .. all the thime... lol

lol...

[God is a DJ]

a grand on a ring.... man for that u could have had czars ring for da week.

[ZX7R]

that's about normal. I spent the same amount on a diamond engagement ring for my bird.

[spaz]

you're all mad i spent £100, she was chuffed

isnt it supposed to be the thought that counts????? (seems like a good excuse to save some cash!!!)

trying to convince her to go to vegas with me and get married by patelvis!

[bamboosh]

that's about normal. I spent the same amount on a diamond engagement ring for my bird.

same here