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  • Its quite cool actually

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    Poll Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    I have just noticed that you can get quite a reasonable 2nd hand Porsche Boxster (3.2L) for around about the £16k mark.

    However, I can't quite decide if being a Porsche owner gives you the apperance of a bit of class or total cock?

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Nowt wrong with owning a boxter luv, i have a mate who has one, paid 19K for it last year but its a good spec and its like nay other German Car bloody well built! I say if you fancy one have the money to a.) buy it and b.) insure it then go for it!

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    As long as its the Boxster S, standard boxster and you look like u scrambled enough money together for a badge
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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Forget about it.

    You can't fit this into the boot

    Spoiler:

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    I voted "you're a cock", but that may just be the jealousy talking.

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    If it's a 911, no. Anything else, most certainly.

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    i thought jezza, Hammond & May said that all the "cocks" were now in audi's


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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    A Boxster is for a wannabe. Get yourself a decent Carrera 4 or a 959 and it is a different story.

    Boxster = IT contractor who wants to make people think he has arrived.


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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    I've voted that it is not a proper Porsche, however in reality I do actually fancy one because I couldn't afford a proper one at the moment and I am due get a new car when the BMW goes back in September (Hire Purchase done with).

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Boxster = IT contractor who wants to make people think he has arrived.
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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    As said by Clarkson.

    Driving around in a Boxster is like driving round with a sticker on the back of your car saying 'My life hasn't exactly turned out as I planned'.

    Stick to the 911, or better, a Merc SL.

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    I put the Boxter in the same category as the Audi TT. So yeah, probably does "cock-ify" people.

    Have you seen the Porche Panamero?


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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Nothing wrong with the boxster or any porsche for that matter. You'l find the only ppl talking you down are ppl in japanese hatchbacks.
    I was touched by Jesus, so i had him arrested.

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    Each and every day I am getting found out more and more on here!! Do you recommend Yellow for me
    Tangerine for you sweetie.


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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Hmmm...I'm of mixed opinions.

    When we were 24 one of my mate's got a brand new Boxster S. We thought it was very cool. Since then he has had a couple of 911's and 3 years ago when his first child arrived, he plumped for a Cayenne Turbo S....again all from brand new.

    Now I look at Boxsters as a bit of a wannabe car, especially a second hand one that's more than 5 years old. But on the flip side I am always aroused by a bird in a sports car...it shows she has half a clue when it comes to motors.

    However, and please don't take this the wrong way but when I read that you were considering buying one, I could not help but picture Deborah Meaden driving her Porsche in the intro sequence on Dragon's Den.

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    However, and please don't take this the wrong way but when I read that you were considering buying one, I could not help but picture Deborah Meaden driving her Porsche in the intro sequence on Dragon's Den.
    Buhahahahaaaaaaaa, you smooth talking bastard.

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Mmm Meaden, bet she sucks nut like a specialised pro.


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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    You are a cock if you are a guy over 35 driving a Porche.

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    NSFW Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    However, and please don't take this the wrong way but when I read that you were considering buying one, I could not help but picture Deborah Meaden driving her Porsche in the intro sequence on Dragon's Den.
    Spooky I had a similar thought, but I conjured up Bubbles DeVere:

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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
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    Challenge accepted!!
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    Default Re: Are you a Cock if you drive a Porsche?

    Boxters just aren't right for a bloke for reasons already mentioned.

    On a well presented and stunning bird however, they go together quite nicely.

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