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    Default Classic Gordan Strachan interviews.

    I read these on anohter forum and found most of them kwailty. These may have been posted on here before, but im sure they're worth reading again. The Austin Delgado comment is my favourite.

    Always make sure to watch Gordan Strachan interviews, sometimes they're better than the game Only joking Saints fans


    Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around ?
    Strachan: No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "no, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless!"

    Reporter: Is that your best start to a season ?
    Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.

    Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
    Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

    Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result ?
    Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

    Reporter: Gordon, Austin Delgado?
    Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Austin Delgado.

    Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you ?
    Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

    Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it ?
    Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

    Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here ?
    Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

    Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
    Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

    Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon ?
    Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

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    Default Re: Classic Gordan Strachan interviews.

    He'll be a comedian when he quit's football for good.

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    Default Re: Classic Gordan Strachan interviews.

    great stuff, strachan is a class act. fergiescum should take note and add some humour to his interviews instead of being so bitter. here's a good one:

    Reporter: Hello Mr Fergiescum, you spent £7.5M on forlan and he takes > 20 games to score his first goal & now misses open goals etc. Is that really the sign of a world-class striker?
    Fergiescum: He is one of the best strikers in the world. No doubt about that. He is an amazing player and he'll be better than Henry within 6 months. I had the opportunity to buy both Henry & Ronaldo (the REAL brazilian ronaldo), but they simply aren't good enough at the moment to play for the salford-boys.

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    Default Re: Classic Gordan Strachan interviews.

    lol

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