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    A man is walking down the beach one day and finds a bottle. He rubs the bottle and out pops a genie. The genie tells the man "I will grant you three wishes but i must warn you whatever you wish for your mother-in-law will get double."
    So for his first wish the man says "I would like a house right here on the beach and own all the property surrounding the house."
    POOF a house appears on the beach
    POOF POOF two more appear on the beach down a ways.
    The Genie says "those are for you mother-in-law."
    So the man says i would like a billion dollars
    POOF a pile of money appears on the beach
    POOF POOF two more piles appear for his mother-in-law
    So the man says "For my last wish i would like to be beaten HALF to death"

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    LOL, good one

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    lol, like it

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    hmm...

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    rofl - thats pretty good

    contrived though, far too many contrived jokes on the net these days

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    dam good show that one..

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