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    Just got home from work and the road that lead's onto my flat (which is private) is blocked by a TV crew filming a 118 118 commercial. In my best English I asked them to get out the f@cking way as I have had a bad day and can't be ar5ed with these w@nker's. :annoyed:

    Some toffee nosed w@nker who is a spotty little f@ck, about 15 and holding a megaphone tell's me to wait. The megaphone went crashing to the floor and I knocked some of there equipment over too. Damn, I feel proud... :thumbs

    That is for all the people who's job's went to India for this service. Look out for it on TV, will have a Brown fence behind them.

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    Buhahahaha good on ya Lee, filming another pathetic advert. 15 year old lol he prob still on work experience and as forgot to go back



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    well done mate, we've all felt like doing that at some time but most of us will never actually get to do it :thumbs
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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    This is defined as "sense of humour failure syndrom"
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    the tosser proably got fired for that

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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    Well done m8....That would put a bit of humour in the advert if they inluded that
    That must be 1 of the most annoying adverts on tv...
    You wonder who the feck thinks of them...getting paid plenty I bet...

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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    Cheeky little fucker, telling you to wait before you can get in to your own house :coffee:

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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    Quote Originally Posted by Tattooed Freak
    That is for all the people who's job's went to India for this service. Look out for it on TV, will have a Brown fence behind them.
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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    nice one m8

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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    lol well played m8

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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    fair dues m8 - you have lived out the british dream

    I'd love to tw*t one of those nob-eds

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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    i think i seen that advert tonight. i think it was on channel 4. 118 dudes were in tracksuits.

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    I can't believe what a rip off most of these services are these days too.


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    Good on you m8, it just needs more people to take direct action like you have, instead of whinging all the f*cking time!
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    Default Re: 118 118 w@nker's

    GOT YOUR NUMBER.....smack....need a doctor? try ringing 118 500

    nice 1 m8....id love to smack the tossers

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    Quote Originally Posted by scullion
    i think i seen that advert tonight. i think it was on channel 4. 118 dudes were in tracksuits.
    When they run past the Brown fence, that is adjacent to my flat. F@cking w@nker's.

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    i saw the advert. it is ****ing shit.
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    Undertakers???

    Got your number!!

    W@NKERS!!!!!!!

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