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    there was a man travelling through the peruvian jungle when he was captured by geurillas who thought he was one of the enemy as no-one spoke his language they decided to torture him with electric shocks for a bit of fun they gave him a few light jolts and so it goes until they were running 3000volts through his head after a couple of hours of this they stopped thinking they had killed him by destroying his brain and five minutes later he started mumbling when they went a little closer they could hear him saying celtic ......celtic .......come on the bhoys celtic

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    Does anyone else think that that's just shit ??

    And no - i'm not a celtic fan !
    I am a loud man with a very large hat. This means I am in charge

    Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

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    Default Re: brains

    That is sh1t

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    Default Re: brains

    no that is crap and im no celtic fan
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    Default Re: brains

    Boiling Hot Shit

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    Default Re: brains

    Was that a joke??? Where's the funny bit at the end? :nowords:


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    Default Re: brains

    Quote Originally Posted by big man
    Does anyone else think that that's just shit ??

    And no - i'm not a celtic fan !

    I AM a Celtic fan - and it still aint funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Any body for a quick trip????????????????????


    HOS

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    Default Re: brains

    ummm what???
    :nono :nono :nono :nono :nono

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    Default Re: brains

    Cooler, give up mate. Please. Please. PLEASE !!!

    You seem to have some problem where you believe you are funny. I have bad news for you - you're the only one.

    I bet even your mum wouldnt be able to lie to not hurt your feelings. Your jokes are so bad even she would tell you you are a loser.

    Dont take it personally, I'm only joking.......but you'll probably not be able to realise that.

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    i was only getting to know you all bad jokes bring out the best in people ha ha

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    Default Re: brains

    Yay, it's both a joke I dont get AND a football joke... my favourite.

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    Cooler please tell me u are winding us lot right up!

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    sorry mate !!

    i had a look in here when i first logged in

    i have won £10 so far

    no hard feelings eh ? :thumbs

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    Actually your screen name gives me an idea. Why dont we buy you a cooler and lock you in it ? :nowords:

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    com-on tridon i did say sorry after all


    any way the comedy club got quite a few hits

    it was alright just for the crack he he :thumbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by cooler
    com-on tridon i did say sorry after all


    any way the comedy club got quite a few hits

    it was alright just for the crack he he :thumbs
    I thought someone of your amazing genius comedy talent would have realised that I was just joking.

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    HOS'd....coz it was sh1t... :nowords:

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    Don't give up the day job. Its so crap you just have to .

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