as i have nothing better to do here goes
englishman ,irishman and cooler (thats me !) gets lost in a rainforest after a couple of hours they(we) get picked up by a bunch of cannibals. after being held captive for a few hours they(we) got pulled out and got told they were dinner and hostiles on their land so being a plucky bunch they(we) asked for a last request it goes as follows
>englishman being an alchoholic asks for some kick ass vodka and plenty of it
then gets eaten
>irishman also being an alchoholic wants some good old single malt and plenty of it
then gets eaten
franticaly cooler(me) thinks of an escape route and decides to ask for a medium cut loaf from sainsburys which to coolers(me) amazement they got! so cooler(i) removed two slices of bread and did what came naturally had a tommy tank and the head of the cannibals stood up and shouted " ahhhh white man cum in peice "
and so i have lived to tell this tale :thumbs
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