Job suck's

[Tattooed Freak]

Dear Uncle CJ

A friend of mine lets call him Randy, hates his job and wants to kill everyone he works with. He always thinks that he is surrounded by idiots and wants there blood. He has responsibilities so can't just walk out the door waving a big **** off v-sign at the miserable c@nts as he goes. With the job market being so f@cked up, what sort of options does he have?

I have sugested long term sick or lieing and accusing everyone of picking on him to try and get paid off.

Any ideas?

[CzarJunkie]

Uncle CJ says....

In these times of global economics and shifting labour markets your friend Randy's problem is an ever increasing one faced by workers in Britain in the 21st Century.

Personally I would encourage anyone disatisfied with their employment to look to the new Tiger economies of South East Asia and take some inspiration from their forward thinking and innovative economic ideas.

Ok, wearing a dress and firing ping pong balls out of your anus and then sleeping with up to 11 fat sweaty western men a day isn't everyones cup of tea, but beggers can't be choosers.

[GameKing]

why not tale some 'rat poison' to work and lace the 'tea urn' with it?
oh obviously he should just drink coffee himself :|