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    Default If your in prison, right

    for a long long time, and you have it off with another bloke, does this mean you are Gay?

    P.S: I have never been to prison.

    I say yes, you would be a "crafty butcher" (he who delivers his meat round the back)

    My mate says no, providing you went straight when you got out.
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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    Quote Originally Posted by lampshade
    for a long long time, and you have it off with another bloke, does this mean you are Gay?

    P.S: I have never been to prison.

    I say yes, you would be a "crafty butcher" (he who delivers his meat round the back)

    My mate says no, providing you went straight when you got out.

    gay sex just say no ......


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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    Quote Originally Posted by lampshade
    I say yes, you would be a "crafty butcher" (he who delivers his meat round the back)
    Kinda makes it pointless when u have to explain the joke........ :|

    Having sex in prison is what most of these c**ts commit crime for. It is the easiest way to have gay sex without actually coming out. :cartman

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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    if you willingly have sex with another man for pleasure , you are in at least some part gay, whatever the situation
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    there was a film on the other night and it had a line that i think it sums it up quite well
    "you can build a 1000 bridges but suck one dick and your always a cocksucker"

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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    Quote Originally Posted by lampshade
    for a long long time, and you have it off with another bloke, does this mean you are Gay?

    P.S: I have never been to prison.

    But do you take it up the arse?

    Its the giver and receiver question? Any port in a storm!!!

    And all that bollocks

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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    If a straight man got a blow job from an other man dose this make the straight man gay.

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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    well ive been to jail and saw no inclination of the gay sex senario.. i would like to see some of you in jail and ask the following question... dont think you would make it alive of the exercise yard

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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    what are you all discussing the ifs & butts(buahaha),

    Nowt wrong with being Gay as long as you give but dont receive!! :whistle

    Personally i'm a lesbo.

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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    Quote Originally Posted by ss30
    If a straight man got a blow job from an other man dose this make the straight man gay.
    Yes it does. They are both participating, so both are as guilty as each other.

    if you go to prison then it's no excuse to take it up the shitter - none at all!:grr: :annoyed:

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    Default Re: If your in prison, right

    My philosophy on this is... you aint gay if you a giver... you only gay if you have a heat seeking womb ferret roaring up your ring peice

    not talking from experience...
    just my own philosophy

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    ^^So it's completely pk to shag a bloke then in your terms, lol.

    Does that mean beastiality is ok as long as you are giving it to the pig, hehe ! Maybe Becky Loos could use that excuse!;p

    Excuse me.. I'm stoned... :cartman

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