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    Dear Uncle C.J. my 'significant other' announced the other day that we were getting 'stale', and then suggested that we try 'watersports'. I was stunned, (I cant swim).
    what should I do? 1 learn to swim on the quiet, or 2 tell them that I cant swim and hope they choose some other hobby.
    "Worried" of Wimbledon

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    Uncle CJ says..........

    Gameking, I really don't know where to start and you are right to be worried. You should know right away that your partner probably has something else in mind when she/he refers to 'watersports'. In my limited experience when someone says they want to try 'watersports' it is usally windsurfing or even jet skiing they are talking about! I hope that hasn't come as too much of a shock to you, please sit down and relax for 20 minutes, especially if you are using heavy machinery or driving a large viechle.

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    ooh thank you, thank you, dear Uncle C.J. you have put my mind at rest. I can do those hobbies wearing a 'lifejacket', so no need to worry about my lack of swimming skills
    but do you know what a so called 'friend' told me?.........they told me that my partner wanted to 'pee' all over me!!!! some people can be very nasty cant they?

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