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    In 1999 the creators of KY Jelly created a new product. It was called "Y2K Jelly."
    What was special about it? It allowed you to get four digits in your date instead of two
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    simple... and effective!!
    well done

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    Default Re: KY Jelly

    i dont get it :nowords:

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    y2k is year 2000, as in the millenium bug

    the bug is basically that computers store two digits for dates, such as 99

    now 00 would be 1900, so the computer basically fails to understand that its changed millenium cos it doesnt know to add a 20 instead of a 19

    fixes for the millenium bug basically allow you to store full dates such as 2000 or 1999, instead of 00 or 99.

    ky jelly is lube for sexual purposes, makes things glide easier. the joke relies on digits as in fingers and also as number, the new jelly allowing you to get 4 fingers instead of 2 into your partners speshul places
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    Whats funnier is Twoplanks explantion. Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoPlAnKs
    y2k is year 2000, as in the millenium bug

    the bug is basically that computers store two digits for dates, such as 99

    now 00 would be 1900, so the computer basically fails to understand that its changed millenium cos it doesnt know to add a 20 instead of a 19

    fixes for the millenium bug basically allow you to store full dates such as 2000 or 1999, instead of 00 or 99.

    ky jelly is lube for sexual purposes, makes things glide easier. the joke relies on digits as in fingers and also as number, the new jelly allowing you to get 4 fingers instead of 2 into your partners speshul places
    when you explain jokes things become much less funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by super mike
    when you explain jokes things become much less funny
    he didnt get it so i explained it, wasnt trying to explain the joke for people that get it first time round
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    Default Re: KY Jelly

    This joke would have been crap 4 and half years ago let alone now.

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    Tell Bill shankly,EVERTON are playing at the top of the garden now smart ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by plasterer
    Tell Bill shankly,EVERTON are playing at the top of the garden now smart ass
    Yea, you have almost got enough points to avoid relegation.

    Almost....
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