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  • No way you sick f*ck!

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  • Yes and swallow

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    I would suck my own cock every chance I got, the last time I asked my dog why he licked his own cock, he simply said 'Because I can'. Wise fukin words......... :cartman
    ROTFLMAO ... Fu(king priceless


    I recon we should have a "Best of CJ" thread soon.




    P.S. Yes I would but not swallow.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie
    Sucked my dogs cock? I ain't gay u c**t, he's sucked mine though, they'll do owt for a bonio.
    You are a legend CJ!!!! :thumbs

    And you have a talking dog, cool!

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by wiggi28
    two ways to look at this

    1. blowjobs almost anytime you want.......................good
    2. you suck cocks......................very very bad situation
    thanks but no thanks ill leave the sucking of my cock to the wife (or her sister if she is willing )



    p.s
    if my wife is reading this that was a joke just like the post on why i married you and all the other posts where i slag you off in general or members of your family or my sister or the guy next door or my employies or anybody else for that matter .


    p.p.s
    although somtimes i do think i married the wrong sister but then remember the deciding factor that you have slightly bigger tits :thumbs
    lol, classic

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    c'mon admin tell us who the swallowers are..

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    c'mon admin tell us who the swallowers are..
    go on do it just cos its wrong !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    along with my man boobs i woundnt need to go out anymore and waste my time and money trying to pull at the weekendand you wouldnt have to put up with all the moody sh1t either count me in lol

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Ofcourse I wanna suck my own cock...all the gorgeous females (and my gorgeous GF) couldn't all be possibly wrong when they sucked me off and swallowed it wholey (willingly)

    I guess I would give it a small suck to start then do the gagging later when i was a little more confident in not actually hurting myself...i'd also ask my GF for a tip or two cos she seems to be pretty good at it

    Tam.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    yes of course I would suck my own cock, but being as I`m not flexible enough to do it I`ll carry on using my "wa*kmaster5000" to get my jollies

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    what do u mean if i cud? my cock smacks me in the face everytym i get a hardon :tongue

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    you are all fookin sick!! :nowords:

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by Gavin M
    what do u mean if i cud? my cock smacks me in the face everytym i get a hardon :tongue
    hahahaha

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by wizer
    so if u w ank you're in danger of w anking other men?
    thats a great shout!

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    I wonder if Ginger blokes wouldnt suck themselves off because they are repulsed by their own gingerness, especially the pubes? :nowords:

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    i would try it but as soon as it touched my lips id gag every where

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by Keva
    i would try it but as soon as it touched my lips id gag every where
    why?

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    c'mon have we not exposed the swallowers yet or are they all admin and supermods..

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by diablos
    c'mon have we not exposed the swallowers yet or are they all admin and supermods..
    One of them is me.......... :whistle

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by Keva
    i would try it but as soon as it touched my lips id gag every where
    is that what ususally happens when your cock comes into contact with another mans lips then??

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.
    Give the dog a biscuit and he will probably let you

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    damn right i would, and i'd swallow the lot. then spit it out and swallow it again, prb in front of the mirror whilst trying to tug my semi off
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