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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    No one else does is for me so why not

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by tam9
    Ofcourse I wanna suck my own cock...all the gorgeous females (and my gorgeous GF) couldn't all be possibly wrong when they sucked me off and swallowed it wholey (willingly)

    I guess I would give it a small suck to start then do the gagging later when i was a little more confident in not actually hurting myself...i'd also ask my GF for a tip or two cos she seems to be pretty good at it

    Tam.
    haahhahahahahahaha tam's got a girlfriend? I don't think so :tongue

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    I would defo suck my own cock if possible. (don't know if i would swallow)

    In fact i'd go as far to say when pissed i'd prob lick me own arsehole too.
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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by wizer
    why?
    if god ment us to suck our own cock he wouldnt of given us 2 extra ribs that and its a ugly looking thing too
    Last edited by Keva; 28th October 2004 at 07:58 PM.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    who the fcuk is god?

    the question is hypathetical

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    [20:04] < WiZeR > keva why dont u like the way your c ock looks?
    [20:05] < WiZeR > i think you harbour self loathing
    [20:06] < Keva > it looks lke a naked mole rat i dont really fancy sticking one of those in my gob
    [20:06] < WiZeR > how odd
    [20:06] < WiZeR > i love the way my c ock looks
    [20:07] < Keva > good for you
    [20:07] < WiZeR > maybe surgery could help u


    buahahah

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    wizer: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] go to mines and gills holiday and you'll see a bird m8 buhahaha..

    Tam.

    p.s. and yes i'm a swallower
    Last edited by tam9; 28th October 2004 at 08:55 PM.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    you have to admit, in every shot she's looking at the camera with a look that says "That linux dork better not try it on with me again today"

    poor girl


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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    LOL. well i can certainly say she got it quite a few times on holiday ;0 which also led me to belive that sucking my own cock would be such great fun.

    I wonder what it would involve to suck my own cock or should i just suck another mans to see if it gets me horny or not :nowords:

    Tam.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by tam9
    wizer: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] go to mines and gills holiday and you'll see a bird m8 buhahaha..

    Tam.

    p.s. and yes i'm a swallower
    i got my first shag when i was in Salou in '98! Happy Days!!





    and while were posting holiday websites, heres on my pals made earlier
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    Last edited by G-Man_costin; 1st November 2004 at 10:36 PM.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by tam9
    wizer: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] go to mines and gills holiday and you'll see a bird m8 buhahaha..

    Tam.

    p.s. and yes i'm a swallower

    Buahahhahahahaha, she's a right porker........does that arse come with a jar of apple sauce?

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by tam9
    wizer: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] go to mines and gills holiday and you'll see a bird m8 buhahaha..

    Tam.

    p.s. and yes i'm a swallower
    Disproportionate tits, and a wide load... Is that really how you like them Tam? I reckon I would have kept my mouth shut (and hers) were I in your shoes!!!

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by neo2810
    Disproportionate tits, and a wide load... Is that really how you like them Tam? I reckon I would have kept my mouth shut (and hers) were I in your shoes!!!
    your being a bit unfair there , tams tits are only slightly disproportionate

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    I know this question has been asked on many different occasions, but while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.

    I decided that i would'nt, baring in mind that i know where my cock has been.
    I will tell you this for free

    your an absolute twat

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    I know this question has been asked on many different occasions, but while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.
    the trick is to give the dog a bone first and it will let you.

    bb

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    I wouldnt coz Id end up getting called a cocksucker no doubt...........

    Then again I bet its just the same as aving one of them Dairy Lee Dunkers that my Kids eat .... :nowords:

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    your all just ****ed up in the head

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by g-man custine
    I will tell you this for free
    for free? do you usually charge?

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by tam9
    wizer: [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] go to mines and gills holiday and you'll see a bird m8 buhahaha..

    Tam.

    p.s. and yes i'm a swallower

    **** me tam i thought i took some boring pictures

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    now this on the other hand is much more like it

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    :coffee: dudes........what the hell are you guys saying........... i mean cmon, would you suck off another guy?(cj yes i know you would) man let the dog do it, he gets to cos hes a dog. i cant belive such a huge convo has come of this lol

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