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  • Yes and swallow

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    This thread should never end...pure class...i'd do it , fu(k it, my missus looks like she enjoys it so it must be tasty... :whistle

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    Question Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    It got me thinking what if the wife could like her own pussy, would she?

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by strumm
    It got me thinking what if the wife could like her own pussy, would she?
    Well if she dont want to im sure there will be plenty of offers coming her way!!

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    isnt thata womans job ?

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002
    I would, but wouldnt swallow.
    I would also feel very low afterwards, feeling like I've been used and abused.
    I would probably spend most of the next day wondering whether I would call, jumping up when the phone rings, only to be dissapointed when its not me calling.
    Then I would probably go out to a bar that I know I go in a lot, get pissed pull myself, invite myself back to my place and suck myself off again, and go through this whole process again and again. :|

    If I got myself really drunk, I might even cum in my own face! :coffee:
    PMSL!!! Top stuff LOL
    Last edited by Simate; 31st December 2004 at 02:16 AM.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    My motto is why do it your self when you can get someone else too

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Hi i,m a newbie:thumbs admin told me to come here to introduce myself,i have got the right place have,nt i????:nowords:

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Hardly the best place to introduce yourself dude


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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    i was joking:|

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    So was I.


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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by hellsfire
    Hi i,m a newbie:thumbs admin told me to come here to introduce myself,i have got the right place have,nt i????:nowords:
    Oh you`ve just made my day, I`ve been looking at some of the sad muppets we get here, and then I read this, I nearly fell off my chair laughing, have some karma m8

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Haha someone just voted in this poll, after all this time LMFAO




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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by Shambles
    Haha someone just voted in this poll, after all this time LMFAO [img]]
    it`s two months old, maybe someone did a search for w@nking

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    shambles did it :|

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    O.K. what twat`s got too much time on their hands that they search out an old poll and vote on the fooker?

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    it was highlighted in the xxx section so some dirty buggers voted and no it wasnt me

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Quote Originally Posted by -G-Man- View Post
    I know this question has been asked on many different occasions, but while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.

    I decided that i wouldn't, baring in mind that i know where my cock has been.
    apologies for the bump, but this conversation has just cropped up at work (don't ask) and it reminded me of this thread.

    In the 13 years since i first asked this question, I've decided that i'd be happy to get any form of action these days!

    2 Thanks given to -G-Man-

    Ashley (26th February 2017),  Ganty (26th February 2017)  


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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Just couldn't do it.

    No matter how little action I would be getting I could never imagine having eye to eye contact with my own cock at such close quarters.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    Definitely not, I don't know where its been
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    Default Re: If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

    I was watching a bit of retro Ron Jeremy - He had this phenomenal blonde with pneumatic tits giving him a nosh.
    Next thing, he's bent over and is licking his own tip whilst she chomped on the shaft.

    Fair put me off my KFC - I tell thee.

    2 Thanks given to I Black Belt

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