If you could, would you suck your own Cock??

[-G-Man-]

I know this question has been asked on many different occasions, but while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.

I decided that i would'nt, baring in mind that i know where my cock has been.

[wizer]

i think i would actually, but dunno about cummin in me own mouth.... eugh

[diablos]

i think i would actually, but dunno about cummin in me own mouth.... eugh

wouldnt you just withdraw on point of impact and shoot yer load over your mantits..

[Nookie_Bear]

Hmm, isn't this a bit like the "does giving ake you gay" question.

If you started sucking your own cock, how long before you started sucking other knobs.

Besides, it's the birds duty to oblidge whenever you feel like it.

[wiggi28]

two ways to look at this

1. blowjobs almost anytime you want.......................good
2. you suck cocks......................very very bad situation
thanks but no thanks ill leave the sucking of my cock to the wife (or her sister if she is willing )



p.s
if my wife is reading this that was a joke just like the post on why i married you and all the other posts where i slag you off in general or members of your family or my sister or the guy next door or my employies or anybody else for that matter .


p.p.s
although somtimes i do think i married the wrong sister but then remember the deciding factor that you have slightly bigger tits :thumbs

[Chip2k]

two ways to look at this

1. blowjobs almost anytime you want.......................good
2. you suck cocks......................very very bad situation
thanks but no thanks ill leave the sucking of my cock to the wife (or her sister if she is willing )



p.s
if my wife is reading this that was a joke just like the post on why i married you and all the other posts where i slag you off in general or members of your family or my sister or the guy next door or my employies or anybody else for that matter .


p.p.s
although somtimes i do think i married the wrong sister but then remember the deciding factor that you have slightly bigger tits :thumbs

lol, classic

[wizer]

Hmm, isn't this a bit like the "does giving ake you gay" question.

If you started sucking your own cock, how long before you started sucking other knobs.

so if u w ank you're in danger of w anking other men?

[CzarJunkie]

Any bloke who answers 'NO' to this question is simply either:

a) In the closet and wants to appear straight
b) Fukin deluding himself because he wrongly thinks answering 'NO' is the right answer
c) A fukin liar


I would suck my own cock every chance I got, the last time I asked my dog why he licked his own cock, he simply said 'Because I can'. Wise fukin words......... :cartman

[-G-Man-]

so if u w ank you're in danger of w anking other men?

thats a great shout!

[jimbob2002]

I would, but wouldnt swallow.
I would also feel very low afterwards, feeling like I've been used and abused.
I would probably spend most of the next day wondering whether I would call, jumping up when the phone rings, only to be dissapointed when its not me calling.
Then I would probably go out to a bar that I know I go in a lot, get pissed pull myself, invite myself back to my place and suck myself off again, and go through this whole process again and again. :|

If I got myself really drunk, I might even cum in my own face! :coffee:

[Robbo]

No way, never short of problems there. Can understand some people on here who've never seen a womans twat let alone have there tiny cocks sucked by anyone

[daz73]

simply....NO!

why would you... we know how bad they smell :whistle ,


next you'll be askin " If you could bend you knob underneath, would you try to fcuk yourself!"

ps.. thats a no too!!

[wizer]

er my cock doesn't smell?

[Tattooed Freak]

Not a chance, though I used to watch my dog licking away at his bellend and he loved it...

[Mr Olympia]

I would, but wouldnt swallow.
I would also feel very low afterwards, feeling like I've been used and abused.
I would probably spend most of the next day wondering whether I would call, jumping up when the phone rings, only to be dissapointed when its not me calling.
Then I would probably go out to a bar that I know I go in a lot, get pissed pull myself, invite myself back to my place and suck myself off again, and go through this whole process again and again. :|

If I got myself really drunk, I might even cum in my own face! :coffee:

I was gonna post in this sick fookin' thread, but that made me laff m8...Nice 1.

[Simate]

I would, but wouldnt swallow.
I would also feel very low afterwards, feeling like I've been used and abused.
I would probably spend most of the next day wondering whether I would call, jumping up when the phone rings, only to be dissapointed when its not me calling.
Then I would probably go out to a bar that I know I go in a lot, get pissed pull myself, invite myself back to my place and suck myself off again, and go through this whole process again and again. :|

If I got myself really drunk, I might even cum in my own face! :coffee:

PMSL!!! Top stuff LOL

[MajorFU]

while watching the dog lick his own bollocks, it made me wonder if i would do the same, if i could.

these thoughts are quite natural for an arsenal fan although in the case of their manager he would never do himself what he can get a 10 year old boy to do for him.
:whistle

[-G-Man-]

these thoughts are quite natural for an arsenal fan although in the case of their manager he would never do himself what he can get a 10 year old boy to do for him.
:whistle

what the f*ck is this, the f*cking school playground?? next your gonna be ''dissing my mumma''

[Gavin M]

what do u mean if i cud? my cock smacks me in the face everytym i get a hardon :tongue

[the_wizzard]

you are all fookin sick!! :nowords: