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    Default How to piss someone ofF?

    Long story but ive managed to get hold of the bitches address and phone numbers who wrecked my parents 32 years of marrage.
    What can i do (leagly) with it to pee her off?
    Allready registered her for about 15 double glazing quotes and facial worts help booklets!
    how can i secure her to a lifetime off junk mail and sales phone calls and texts?

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    if you are after doing it legally u cant hate her too much. if it wasnt her it would probably be someoe else. sorry mate. if your dad is straying away.she probably wasnt even is first one. but she is someone that he likes, to admit it and end it with your mum. if you mess with her you could end up ending your relationship with your dad.

    good luck

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    Default Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    Quote Originally Posted by Clarkey110
    if you are after doing it legally u cant hate her too much. if it wasnt her it would probably be someoe else. sorry mate. if your dad is straying away.she probably wasnt even is first one. but she is someone that he likes, to admit it and end it with your mum. if you mess with her you could end up ending your relationship with your dad.

    good luck

    dont assume it was his dad it could so easily be his mum have you never heard the term lesbian clarkey ( no offence sly) just let it go mate lifes too short to worry about shit..

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    Default Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    give her a beating innit, wear the old balaclava hey presto no one will no it was you:thumbs

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    Default Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    Quote Originally Posted by THEREALDEAL
    give her a beating innit, wear the old balaclava hey presto no one will no it was you:thumbs
    unless she is registered on here

    Moses

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    Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    O.K. i know this is a bit below the belt

    How about a "Craftmatic Ajustible Bed"

    The ex didnt like it too much but she did get a few nights sleep. LOL

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    Default Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    go round there after a nights drinking shag her then sue her for rape :thumbs

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    Default Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    well you could find out if she's admin on a forum then sign up and immediatly pm half the mods and senior members requesting radio codes, then post in every section of the board offering cheap sub standard copied dvd's, of course type EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS and finaly post a link to some stupid "this will make you jump" flash cartoon for the 10,000th time.

    that should realy piss her off

    on a more serious note subscribing her to free gay magazines from the thread in biggys, only difference is send them to her name but at all her neighbours addresses, that'll get her some funny looks till someone tells her why, then she'll be pissed off.

    oh and if you have a photo make sure you add her name addy and phone numbers to several sex sites saying how much she likes rough sex, bondage, watersports and scat

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    Default Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    Quote Originally Posted by ABCMan
    on a more serious note subscribing her to free gay magazines from the thread in biggys, only difference is send them to her name but at all her neighbours addresses, that'll get her some funny looks till someone tells her why, then she'll be pissed off.
    thats just pure genius!! you deserve some Karma for that gem!

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
    thats just pure genius!! you deserve some Karma for that gem!

    thank you

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    Default Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    you could always take a tour round the phone boxes looking for pr0stitutes cards and substitute her phone number for theirs

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    Default Re: How to piss someone ofF?

    haha ABCMAN!
    that gay mag one sounds cool!

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