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    lmao A festive poem

    Bet it's a repost, but anyway.......

    He laid her on the table so white and clean and bare,
    His forehead wet with beads of sweat he rubbed her here and there
    He touched her on the breasts and then drooling felt her thigh
    The slit was wet and all was set he gave a joyous cry
    The hole was wide he looked inside but all was dark and murky
    He rubbed his hands then stretched his arms and then.................
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    ..................................he stuffed the turkey!!!


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    Default Re: A festive poem

    lol... I knew that was comin... very good tho

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    Default Re: A festive poem

    Quote Originally Posted by Spiralize
    Bet it's a repost,
    Can't believe anyone would post this even once, never mind repost it


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    Default Re: A festive poem

    Well I'd rather stuff the Turkey than Incognito's Nan!!

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    Default Re: A festive poem

    Quote Originally Posted by Hassan
    Well I'd rather stuff the Turkey than Incognito's Nan!!
    from the sounds of it incognito would beg to differ lol :tongue :tongue

    Moses

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