A Fishy Story
A beautiful young lady wearing a lovely summer dress is sitting peacefully in a railway carriage on her own when a crusty traveller enters the compartment, eating a tray of king prawns. The filthy youth sits down opposite the woman, shelling his prawns and flicking the debris onto the floor, occasionally tossing one onto the young lady’s lap with a sneer. When he’s finished his meal he casually screws up the carton he’s been eating out of and throws it at the girl’s face. The young lady then calmly stands up, picks up the shells from the floor, put them in the carton and throws the whole sorry mess out of the window. She then walks over to the communication cord and pulls it. ‘You silly bitch,’ the crusty says with a sneer, ‘That’ll cost you a £50 fine.’ ‘Yes,’ the young lady replies, ‘And when the police smell your fingers it’ll cost you ten years.’
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