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    A Happy Christmas and a Good New Year to one and all from Billybones

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    bah humbug
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    Quote Originally Posted by maltloaf
    bah humbug
    Best way to sum the season up.
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    Big Con thats what it is...

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    3 months of lead up for 48 hours of over priced rubbish and a sense of anti climax...


    sounds like me going out on a date lol
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    Not when you turn on the Malty Magic m8, c'mon, we all know theres a disco going on in those pants most nights......... I said Oooooops, ahhhh, upside yer head, I said ooops, upside yer head......... :cartman

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    Christmas = Time off work and lots of booze.


    I love christmas.

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    HAPPY CHRISMAS





    may men with beards empty there sacks in your stockings
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    Aye Merry Christmas all and Happy New Year

    Although I think it's a load of pent up frustration bollox - saving all yer wedge in the year to buy cun*s you don't even like overpriced shite they don't even want - and trying your fekkin hardest to get yer missus everything under the sun and still manage to buy food and live the next 6 months.

    Or is that just me?.. lol - not so much the money aspect - it's going out and buyng the damn presents... I asked the fluff what she wants... "I've given you loads of hints, I said months ago I would like so and so" -- MONTHS ago, shite I can't even remember what happened last week.

    Still, this year entails of me getting absolutely stinking pissed, probably making passes at her sister and playing me new Fender Amp at volume 11 till the small hours of the morning until the neighbours petrol bomb me house.

    Should be fun

    Have a good one all

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    I fcukin hate Xmas,,, its just another exscuse (not that I need one anyhoo) to go out and get smashed and have a brawl.

    Oh well I will still look forward to my beans on toast for Xmas dinner,,, lol.

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    Well am off to Brussels on Boxing Day for a week. Treating my bird to 5 star delights of the Grand Place. So I won't have to put up with the ****ers in this country who can't take their drinks. Feel the Stella

    Happy Christmas all....including my Kopite cousins :thumbs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty
    Happy Christmas all....including my Kopite cousins :thumbs
    Same to you m8,,, and have a good time. :thumbs :thumbs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Termy
    I fcukin hate Xmas,,, its just another exscuse (not that I need one anyhoo) to go out and get smashed and have a brawl.

    Oh well I will still look forward to my beans on toast for Xmas dinner,,, lol.
    bwhahaha, someone is work said that, then he went away for a week, came back to find i (and 2 others) had COMPLETELY wrapped everything on his desk in chrostmas wrapping paper!! all the way down to individually wrapped teabags ROFL....

    anyway merry crimpbo to all, and a happy new year aswell!! Hope to hear a lot of drunken stories over the next week or so rofl.

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    ......Happy Christmas to you all....



    and with the festive mood......this months special deal if anyone want an honest late present for the Mrs........
    Cheers


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    IM with waterpil, booking them three days of inbetween makes a nice holiday :thumbs

    even more time to get pissed!!

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    IM with walterpill, booking them three days of inbetween makes a nice holiday :thumbs

    even more time to get pissed!!

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