Nabbed from Disco on another forum:

This is funnier if you come from Liverpool but I hope it will raise a few smiles with everyone. The local radio station in Liverpool has a bloke called Kev Seed doing the daily morning show. He is soon to be marrying his girlfriend who is a former Miss UK. He recently lost his camera phone and as seems to happen quite often these days, the photos of him and his bird have made it to the web. Enjoy!

http://www.lfcurchins.co.uk/latestphotos.htm

Apologies to mods if they go over the porn limit but couldn't find where to post 'em but had to share. Move/delete if necessary.