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    Funny Peanut in the ear

    peanut in the ear
    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.
    He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to hospital.
    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out
    The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and shouted for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father.
    The mother said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he clever? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!"
    The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"

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    lmao Re: Peanut in the ear

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha QUAL_IT_EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pi55ed meself then...

    have some Karma

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    Default Re: Peanut in the ear

    Funniest joke I have heard in a long time.



    Excelent

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    Default Re: Peanut in the ear

    Brill m8,rofpms

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    Default Re: Peanut in the ear

    good one :thumbs

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    Default Re: Peanut in the ear

    haha :]

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    Default Re: Peanut in the ear

    ahhh you can't beat a bit of chubby every now and then the old ones are the best

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    Default Re: Peanut in the ear

    LMAO!!




    god that's a goodun

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    Default Re: Peanut in the ear

    Nice one, thank you!

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    Default Re: Peanut in the ear

    LOL

    If i could rember all that i would tell it down the pub

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