Has anyone ever had a hard-on while having to get off a bus or train, only wearing trousers and a t shirt?
Also, pins and needles can be a fcuker too...
Well?
Has anyone ever had a hard-on while having to get off a bus or train, only wearing trousers and a t shirt?
Also, pins and needles can be a fcuker too...
Well?
Originally Posted by B.I.G
nearly yeah was a semiOriginally Posted by Snotty
Had quite posibly the most embarrasing moment of my life thanks to the dreaded "pins and needles"!
too cut a long story short i fell asleep in assembly when i was in secondary school, my mate gave me the nudge and said come on where off. i stood up and couldnt feel anything! walked out the hall, and stood at the top of the stairs, took my first step and that was it! landed on teh bottom! red as a beetroot!
fought id share it as after many years of counsaling i can now talk abou tit openly, and the twitch is nearly gone!
haha
lukese
I rember working as a slave at Mcdonalds and as I am tall the Till which slides out as they do, was level with my cock so every time the til opend it pushd my cock. and being the 16year old horny guy i was, chattin up the fit blonde sluts that came in with the till hittin my cock end every 25 seconds gave you a rock on, and worst was the told u to tuck ur shirt in,,, quick and sharpe to the toilet came to waistband it
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I was once cycling thru the park and there was a womens hockey match on, as I cycled by watching the young, nubile girls, I started to feel light headed and suddenley blacked out for about 30 - 40 secounds. When I came round I was in the middle of the hockey pitch and my cock had fallen out of my shorts. Strange I know. :cartman
did you ask them for a phuck?
I have to force myself to stay awake on the tube as I snore and talk. People tend to get a bit annoyed by it...
droped a whole bag of oranges on a packed bus,gave up trying to pick them up but the smell of satsumas always reminds me
monkey
This has probably happened to many of us.
Called the elevator, empty elevator arrives and I realise somebody has let one go in it, get in but before I reached the groundfloor, the elevator stops and quite a number of people get in, where there's just me and the terrible wave of awfulness.
“If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”
aye....aye :nonoOriginally Posted by cronus71
same when you go into an empty toilets that wreaks life the devil has dropped one - then someone else walks in while you're washing up. "What.....Me???? No, no no, wasn't me, honest"
Shooooooo-ryuken!
i remember once i was in medowhall and i needed a pee so nipped to the loos and all the urinals were taken and i didnt wanna que so i thought use a cubical so i went in shut the door locked it put the bags down and had a pee when id done i picked up the bags and went to unlock the door and the little thing for the lock snapped off in my fingers so i banged on the door asked for help people just laughed so i climbed on to the toilet threw the bags over and climbed over (and the looks i got you'd think i shat on someones granny) i went back a couple of days later and the door was still locked and as far as i know it still is
cas
I've had the odd hard-on on a train in the mornings. Always just as i'm nearing the final destination as well. Many embarrassing moments spent trying to get my bag positioned just right, so i can calmly walk off the train.
When my oldies had a caravan down at the old Butlins Wonderwest world/Haven Craig Tara (bring on the pikey slaggings :tongue ) I was down at the amusement park and I had a chocolate ice-cream and then I went on the umbrellas and about 3/4's the way through it I through up all the ice-cream right over the crowd waiting to get on it....At the time they were definately not too pleased and luckily enough not one person knew it was me as they were like atleast 10 of them covered in my chocolate sick.
No need to say I was quite embarressed and ran back to the caravan ASAP before some twat found me and kicked the sh!t out of me lol...
Tam.
The worst thing that happened to me was in HMV a few weeks back. I had been down the pub for liunch and had had it right off from the fruitey, winning about 40 odd quid.
So when im at the buying a cd with the pound coins, i got to put the rest in my wallet, completely miss it and about 15 quid ends up on the floor in front of a group of girls.
Now if it had been about 3 or quid it would have been ok, but seeing that i had so many coins on the floor it seem to take forever, and the girls laughing didnt help much either.
Should have asked them to help and then letched!!Originally Posted by G-Man_costin
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Worst one was when I was in the Army.. I was coming home to Liverpool by train for leave after a two week exorcise in Otterburn... anyway two weeks with little sleep had taken its toll and I nodded off on a somewhat chokker train. Woke up with a scream when some old coffin dodger woman about 70 dropped a carrier bag of groceries on my nether regions, she leaned over and whispered "you were stirring love and yo had morning glory" didnt actually thank her coz I think the carrier bag was full of tins.. me bollocks where blue for about 4 days.
class ! how sweet of herOriginally Posted by incognito™
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