Gillette The Illuminati and Evil

[ElWappo]

Gillete and the Illuminati.

Continuing from my post on Gillette being an evil and cynical corporation. here

It appears the rabbit hole goes far deeper than I could ever have imagined. Listen to this mp3 and tell me. Will this make you buy a nine bladed razor? Or does it make you want to burn your eardrums out with powerful acid and stop using Gillette products once and for all.

http://www.imitated.co.uk/subversion/Gillette.mp3


Still not enough for ya! Still thinking that you want to shave. How about if I tell you that Gillette are in bed with the illuminati and are taking steps to track all males of a shaving age. Putting spy chips in the packaging of razors and other shave related products. It comes as no surprise to learn that Gillette shaving ‘gel’ Is actually a mild psychotropic anaesthetic...ever wondered what was wrong with foam??? Read here.

www.boycottgillette.com

That’s right brothers. Shaving keeps us beardless…hairless…so when the Illuminate takes control of country, hijacking our power and heating systems we will be cold and beardless, unable to rise up on chilly evenings. Beckham has already accepted ‘The Mark’ and serves the Illuminate as a pawn. Telling us it’s ‘cool’ us to remove more and more hair from our bodies. This will also affect our reproductive areas.

See pictures of men who have already started to boycott shaving completely.

www.circusfolks.com/circus/manuel.html

http://www.weirdlinks.com/links-imag...boy410x309.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/larrynadine/weddingday.html

Join us. Cast off the shackles of shaving. And help me stop Gillette before it too late....

[wizer]

u fcuking freak. Get a Life

[BM]

Hos

[ElWappo]

You are blind to the truth. And on the subject of 'getting a life' im not the one with 2743 fcuking posts and flat out Karma Wizer. :tongue

[VeRbIeR]

no, your the one who makes crap, pointless posts

[Mr Olympia]

Hos

Done... :nowords:

[xdir]

What a load of B*llsh*t, I cant believe you waste your life on sh*t like this, let alone make it your crusade to propagate this nonsense. Get a life mate.

[gallag]

What a load of B*llsh*t, I cant believe you waste your life on sh*t like this, let alone make it your crusade to propagate this nonsense. Get a life mate.

thats a bit harsh, and after some of the sh1t you have posted. a wee bit of jumping on the band wagon me thinks, dont get me wrong wee all do it, i mean if the first reply to a post is negetive then the rest also are. elwappos post was not post of the year but i bet if wizer said it was funny you would agree. not trying to be nasy just my 2cents

[maverick_15]

thats a bit harsh, and after some of the sh1t you have posted. a wee bit of jumping on the band wagon me thinks, dont get me wrong wee all do it, i mean if the first reply to a post is negetive then the rest also are. elwappos post was not post of the year but i bet if wizer said it was funny you would agree. not trying to be nasy just my 2cents

lol, seriously no they wouldnt, if it had been posted as a joke it would still have been flamed for being crap.

That’s right brothers. Shaving keeps us beardless…hairless…so when the Illuminate takes control of country, hijacking our power and heating systems we will be cold and beardless, unable to rise up on chilly evenings. Beckham has already accepted ‘The Mark’ and serves the Illuminate as a pawn. Telling us it’s ‘cool’ us to remove more and more hair from our bodies.

i think elwappo is a bit elwappo tbh

[Mule]

lol, I thought it was funny.

[ElWappo]

Wow what a great post!!! Nearly laughed my beard...erm...ass off!!!

All those who slated. If elwappo had posted links to girls bottoms you would be a'clickin and a'reachin for the Kleenex quicker than you can say 'Stargate' so why not evolve a little guys. I thought that was what the Dog And Duck was for.

Its so hard not to get in to trouble on DF...Flame on baby...flame on...

still lets not argue anymore...its time like this I remember when we first met...etc etc...

[xdir]

thats a bit harsh, and after some of the sh1t you have posted. a wee bit of jumping on the band wagon me thinks, dont get me wrong wee all do it, i mean if the first reply to a post is negetive then the rest also are. elwappos post was not post of the year but i bet if wizer said it was funny you would agree. not trying to be nasy just my 2cents

Two reasons for my criticism.

1. Thread started of in the Dog and Duck even though DF has a conspiracy section.

2. Attempting Humor at the expense of people with skin conditions.

If it was meant to be a joke it should have been in the Comedy section, If the guy thinks its true conspiracy then it should be in UFO's, Aliens, the Paranormal and Conspiracies section.
WIzer blasted Elwappo before it got to the HOS, I waited :whistle

[ElWappo]

Nothing like the erotic thrill of being right eh?

[BLUTO141]

thats a bit harsh, and after some of the sh1t you have posted. a wee bit of jumping on the band wagon me thinks, dont get me wrong wee all do it, i mean if the first reply to a post is negetive then the rest also are. elwappos post was not post of the year but i bet if wizer said it was funny you would agree. not trying to be nasy just my 2cents

well i think your 2cents were wrongly spent, they appears to be a fud, did you read the post, and his responses, my 2cents is he is talkin out his arse :cartman

[Termy]

I bet you hug trees as well dont ya. :tongue :nowords:

[wiggi28]

just a quick question then elwappo

should i stay clear of the bearded clam ?????????????????????????????

[wizer]

personally i think your ALL a bunch of c unts

[bmwtouring]

Shit,
I work for Gillette, So where does that leave me in the scheme of things.

[MsDG]

Can I just say two words... "Gillette venus"

The main reason why us gals haven't got huge hairy mary's pouring around the edge of our thongs!

Of course, if we do have an all out shaving ceasation then it obviously apply to both sexes. I'm sure a good pair of "bridget jones" would keep the natural growth held in place!

[ElWappo]

In order then/

wiggi28

just a quick question then elwappo
should i stay clear of the bearded clam ?????????????????????????????

No. Elwappo says the bearded clam is the fountain of life. Embrace the clam!!!


wizer

personally i think your ALL a bunch of c unts

Possibly true but the inarticulate bent of your posts bothers me. You may be shocked when I reveal to you that the English language offers a choice of over fifteen words. A visit to www.dictionary.com/ may assist your personal growth...wax on...wax off....etc


bmwtouring

Shit,
I work for Gillette, So where does that leave me in the scheme of things.

As far as I can tell that makes you a monkey of evil. Merrily dancing to the jolly organ music of both Gillette and the illuminati. I would be keen to know if they enforce a strict 'Clean shaven' policy with all their employees...which begs the question how would they enforce that with the female members of staff...Bet you dont see an opening in that job very often...(oh god I kill me)

Watch the sky!!!